Well damn it Mark, are you expecting them to have common sense or something.Mark wrote:I suppose, taking off the hat and saying "excuse me" just never occured to them?
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Oh dear, what the hell was I thinking?
I was never a schoolhouse trouble maker. Never saw a benefit in it. I only started crap if I was getting something tangible out of it.
I was never a schoolhouse trouble maker. Never saw a benefit in it. I only started crap if I was getting something tangible out of it.
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
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Yeah, I have kids your size who have tried to pick fights with me... The biggest problem/joy is that they don't know I HIT BACK. Maybe I'm just such a nice and kind looking little man that they feel I couldn't hurt them in return...RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
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Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.Deepcrush wrote:Yeah, I have kids your size who have tried to pick fights with me... The biggest problem/joy is that they don't know I HIT BACK. Maybe I'm just such a nice and kind looking little man that they feel I couldn't hurt them in return...RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
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I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.
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Well, survival instinct does make me happy, but I'll take those too.Deepcrush wrote:I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.
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I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
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Its a tough guy thing. In prison, clothes tend to hang loose because of sizing. However, what most boys in high school don't know (of which I love telling them just for the looks on their faces) is that to wear your pants below your butt means that another man already owns your butt and there for they have to ask his permission before they can have their way with you.Mark wrote:I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
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Deepcrush wrote:Its a tough guy thing. In prison, clothes tend to hang loose because of sizing. However, what most boys in high school don't know (of which I love telling them just for the looks on their faces) is that to wear your pants below your butt means that another man already owns your butt and there for they have to ask his permission before they can have their way with you.Mark wrote:I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
I can just imagine what their reactions are like
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A belt... 5$
Baggy pants... 30$
The look on his face when you tell him what it means... PRICELESS
Somethings in life are free... for everything else... there's Mr Nizer.
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Baggy pants... 30$
The look on his face when you tell him what it means... PRICELESS
Somethings in life are free... for everything else... there's Mr Nizer.
FDIC, not valid in all states. See local schools to apply.
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Deepcrush wrote:A belt... 5$
Baggy pants... 30$
The look on his face when you tell him what it means... PRICELESS
Somethings in life are free... for everything else... there's Mr Nizer.
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So you basically work at a school filled with "gangsta" wannabes, correct?Deepcrush wrote:I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.
If even half of what I've heard of such people is true, everything you've said about your job suddenly makes sense.
Also, what's this about trousers being around your knees?
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YesSionnach Glic wrote:So you basically work at a school filled with "gangsta" wannabes, correct?
Do tell?Sionnach Glic wrote:If even half of what I've heard of such people is true, everything you've said about your job suddenly makes sense.
These kids try to act tough but more in a gang banger way rather then in a manly way. So they like the prison act sometimes. Though they're too stupid to know what it means half the time.Sionnach Glic wrote:Also, what's this about trousers being around your knees?
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