Riddle Thread

[Sonic Glitch]

He missed an important part though...

He was about to be hung... also... he had his head in the loop and all...

All that's going through my head right now is:
"They said you was hung!"
"And they was right."
--Cookie for the Reference
I'm not sure if that's where this riddle is heading or not..

[Mikey]

Cookie for the Reference

Blazing Saddles, no?

[Sonic Glitch]

Cookie for the Reference

Blazing Saddles, no?

[Angharrad]

What's the difference between male pancakes and female pancakes?

[Tsukiyumi]

The female pancakes are crazy?

[Mikey]

The male pancakes mind their own business, and the female pancakes always tell them that they're being "distant, and I don't even know you anymore?"

[Angharrad]

Female pancakes are stacked.

Whats the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

[mwhittington]

Snowwomen have "snow cones?"

[colmquinn]

Snowballs?

[Angharrad]

Snowballs?

[oskctc]

Alright, this riddle's pretty hard to solve since the answer is nonsensical, and I don't know if it's already posted because, admittedly, I skipped a few pages in this thread, but here you go:

You're trapped in a room with no windows or doors. All you have is a table and a mirror. How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take what you saw and saw the table in half. You put the two halves together to make a whole, you crawl out the hole.

[Captain Seafort]

[stitch626]

[Deepcrush]

[Griffin]

Then you shout till your hoarse and then ride it home.