I hope no one takes offense at this, its all in good fun.
This is what I learned in class.
Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money2
Money = Root of Evil
Girls = Evil
Proof that girls are evil
Proof that girls are evil
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That's good. I like it."All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Nice to see proof of something I've always known, but I have to ask: what class is that, exactly?
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I'd like to know that too...but that was pretty good 
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Glad to know they're finally teaching some useful stuff in schools nowadays. 
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I just realized though, that this "proof" actually proves that girls = evil^2 
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No, they just equal evil if money is the root of all evil, then money2=evil and money(money) = girls, therefore money2=evil=girlsCaptain Picard's Hair wrote:I just realized though, that this "proof" actually proves that girls = evil^2
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I agree wholeheartedly. I was evil as a "girl" too. Now I'm an adult, so I'm not a girl anymore, I'm a woman. Therefore I am no longer evil! 
Unless you consider me a child until I'm 21 
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I'm sorry, this thread requires a mathematical proof of that!IntrepidPrincess wrote:I agree wholeheartedly. I was evil as a "girl" too. Now I'm an adult, so I'm not a girl anymore, I'm a woman.
Just kidding.
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Calc III...Mikey wrote:Nice to see proof of something I've always known, but I have to ask: what class is that, exactly?
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I'm showing this to my Calc 1 Prof then on Wednesday.
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Re: Proof that girls are evil
Its much better written out because then you can show the extra bit of the evil inside the square root (which should be just before the end).
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Dude, you are going to get into SOO much trouble when Uzume and Foxx find this thread 
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