The Euphemism Generator

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:19 pm

"Unbeknownst to me, they were all beating up the sweaty duck."

Story of my life.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:21 pm

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:45 pm

For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
wrestling the vicar.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:45 pm

You should have seen him
steaming the captain.

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:31 pm

thelordharry wrote:For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
wrestling the vicar.

I thought "wrestling the vicar" was already a commonly-used euphemism in England.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:19 pm

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
getting the eternal slippery cadaver.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 8:21 pm

Rochey wrote:...eternal slippery cadaver.

Man, they might as well have called this the "Awesome Band Name Generator".

RK_Striker_JK_5 · Post by **RK_Striker_JK_5** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:35 pm

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
yelling at the pork kishka.

Of course I'd get the one that's not really a euphemism...

Panzer · Post by **Panzer** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 1:55 pm

The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon

spreading the Mexican pocket curtain.

I don't want friends like that...

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Tue Aug 18, 2009 3:23 pm

Like most guys his age, he wasn't above
perpetuating the gigantic brontosaurus.

Post by **Mikey** » Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:04 pm

Wait a minute. Kishka isn't pork.

thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:22 pm

You give me five hundred dollars,
I give you the negatives,
and no one has to know you were
crashing the cactus

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Sat Aug 22, 2009 2:59 am

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as

wrestling the platoon.

Is that what they call it these days?

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 2:12 am

Shut the door! I'm
throwing the melting bear!

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:56 am

Needless to say, I promptly began

titillating the slippery porcelain dowel.

And she loved it so much she started to pray...."Oh god, oh god, oh god"

I love this thing!