E: Hold it by the handle with three fingers, use my pinky underneath the handle to support the weight, and the thumb on top of the handle.
2) You eat pizza by...
A (variant): Gently grasping it by the crust and starting with the point.
3) When you finish a canned drink, you...
A: Simply dispose of the can
4) You mostly drink water from...
C: Filtration system (My mother insists we put water through the filter jug)
5) When you sit in a chair, you...
E: I either kinda lean on the arm, and hook my legs into a half lying, half sitting position; or I lay back, putting my feet down on the floor, then lift one leg and cross it by the ankle over the other one's knee. I have been told that somehow No matter how I sit, i always look comfortable.
6) When you punch in a minute on a microwave, you...
B: hit 1 and then two zeros
7) You sleep...
D: Like a splayed out spider having an epileptic fit.
8) You sleep...
C (variant): PJ bottoms, no top.
9) After going to the bathroom, you...
E: wash with water when urinating, wash with water and soap when doing the other toilet trip.
10) Someone sneezes
A: " God bless you" or "Bless you"
11) You have to throw something away, but the trash can is across the room...
A: You get up and walk on over.
12) You're at a party and someone has passed out...
B: helpfully move them to the bedroom
13) You're at a party and there is only one last piece of pizza/drink/snack
B: You don't be That Guy and leave it
14) You pass gas...
E: Blush like hell, and slowly slide deeper and deeper into my seat.
15a): You go swimming...(for the guys)
Added in E: I don't go swimming.
16) After you finish a drink with ice, you...
C: Eat the ice
17) You type...
B: In your own bastardized, yet fast, method
18) You need to tell someone something...
C: You text
19) You hang the toilet paper...
A: In the over hand fashion
20) You cut the grass...
E: Other (Explain) - I don't. There is a resounding lack of any grass anywhere on our property. its decking, concrete or shingle.
If you did, you'd be able to tell mom when she goes to the grocery store that we need more when the linen closet gets low. 