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thelordharry · Post by **thelordharry** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:12 pm

Talking of weird laws, in Ireland, you're allowed to drink as much as you like and then drive, just so long as you're careful.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 4:51 pm

Reliant121 wrote:Or doused in Vermouth

Well, that's just useless unless she's also got some gin and an olive.

colmquinn · Post by **colmquinn** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 6:32 pm

thelordharry wrote:Talking of weird laws, in Ireland, you're allowed to drink as much as you like and then drive, just so long as you're careful.

That is NOT true. There are the usual anti drink driving laws here with the usual breath tests, fines, loosing your license as other countries.

Angharrad · Post by **Angharrad** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:00 pm

Mikey wrote:
Reliant121 wrote:Or doused in Vermouth
Well, that's just useless unless she's also got some gin and an olive.

It's KENTUCKY, it's not Vermouth it's Bourbon. And don't even ask. I'm not going to Kentucky.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:27 pm

He said vermouth, and I didn't even look at the place in question.

*caresses bottle of Maker's Mark* I didn't mean to offend you, baby.

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:08 pm

Hey, sorry

Too me, all southern state countries are virtually the same. Except some have a lot more black people than others.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:13 pm

The best vermouth, of course, comes from the little-known southern state called "Italy."

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:01 pm

Ah. Well. Thats geography GCSE down the plughole then

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:08 pm

Why - is the country of origin of different forms of booze on your exams?

Reliant121 · Post by **Reliant121** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 9:10 pm

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH stop outsmarting me! I dislike feeling stupid.

Mark · Post by **Mark** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:33 pm

Royal_Foxx wrote:
Mikey wrote:
Reliant121 wrote:Or doused in Vermouth
Well, that's just useless unless she's also got some gin and an olive.
It's KENTUCKY, it's not Vermouth it's Bourbon. And don't even ask. I'm not going to Kentucky.

Bite your tongue! We'd never suggest dousing you in bourbon. Now Tequila, that's a different story.............

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 10:39 pm

Six of one, half-dozen of the other. If it's bourbon, I'd be interested. If it's tequila, my wife...

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:04 pm

"MASSACHUSETTS
At a rodeo it is illegal to have sex with rodeo clowns in the presance of horses."

Uh....right.

Post by **Mikey** » Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:14 pm

Horses are very impressionable, you know.

Sonic Glitch · Post by **Sonic Glitch** » Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:27 am

Mikey wrote:Horses are very impressionable, you know.

And probably quite dangerous if their jealousy is provoked...

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