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I watched the episode "Unexpected" yesterday on HDNet...The episode was horrible (it's the one where Trip becomes pregnant :roll: ) but one line spoken made all that wasted time worthwhile...The Xyrillians ran a holographic simulation of Qo'noS for the Klingon boarding party. Vorok, the Klingon commander, is standing on a mountain overlooking the capital city. He points and says, "I can see my house from here!" :laughroll: Classic...

HDNet runs two episodes of "Enterprise" each weekday. Since they remove the commercials, you only have to waste 40 minutes of valuable lifetime per episode instead of 60... :wink:
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A little cliche...
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steamrunner wrote:HDNet runs two episodes of "Enterprise" each weekday. Since they remove the commercials, you only have to waste 40 minutes of valuable lifetime per episode instead of 60...
Personaly, I just watch ENT this way. Then I can enjoy the knowledge I've not wasted any of my time with the show.
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Thanks for the tip, Rochey!
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Rochey wrote:
steamrunner wrote:HDNet runs two episodes of "Enterprise" each weekday. Since they remove the commercials, you only have to waste 40 minutes of valuable lifetime per episode instead of 60...
Personaly, I just watch ENT this way. Then I can enjoy the knowledge I've not wasted any of my time with the show.
Same here. Only way I'll watch VOY as well. :lol:
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Oh come on, the only Voyager episode that was worse than "Unexpected" was "Threshold". Trip, pregnant. Geesh. :bangwall:
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Mark wrote:Oh come on, the only Voyager episode that was worse than "Unexpected" was "Threshold". Trip, pregnant. Geesh. :bangwall:
What about the episode with reverse aging? Surely that's worse too?
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Nutso, what the hell is that thing in your avatar?
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Kuato, from Total Recall.
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Rochey wrote:Nutso, what the hell is that thing in your avatar?

In honor of the discussion of Trip being pregnant.......now change it! It's freaking me out! :lol:
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the first couple of VOY seasons were ok....not great but ok. And ENT last season was passalbe. If they had started with that route it might have been a decent series.
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Uhh... the first couple of Voyager were ok? You mean the Jeri Ryan lacking , over run with Neelix, motherfucking Threshold producing first few seasons of Voyager?
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Really, Tyyr, you've got to stop holding back.
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