I forget the name, but it was an SG1 episode where some race wants their help to win a war. Talking about the chief alien...
T'ealc : "He is concealing something."
O'Neil : "What?"
T'ealc : "I do not know. He is concealing it."
And the wonderful moment when Whatserface, Claudia Black, says she is having a baby without having sex with a man.
"Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
O'Neil : "Well... once...."
T'ealc : "Darth Vader."
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Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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That was "The Other Side" from season 4, featuring Rene Auberjonois.GrahamKennedy wrote:I forget the name, but it was an SG1 episode where some race wants their help to win a war. Talking about the chief alien...
T'ealc : "He is concealing something."
O'Neil : "What?"
T'ealc : "I do not know. He is concealing it."
I just watched it the other day.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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haha that second one is priceless.GrahamKennedy wrote:I forget the name, but it was an SG1 episode where some race wants their help to win a war. Talking about the chief alien...
T'ealc : "He is concealing something."
O'Neil : "What?"
T'ealc : "I do not know. He is concealing it."
And the wonderful moment when Whatserface, Claudia Black, says she is having a baby without having sex with a man.
"Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
O'Neil : "Well... once...."
T'ealc : "Darth Vader."
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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Then, Vala's (Claudia Black):GrahamKennedy wrote:And the wonderful moment when Whatserface, Claudia Black, says she is having a baby without having sex with a man.
"Have you ever heard of such a thing?"
Mitchell : "Well... once...."
T'ealc : "Darth Vader."
"How did that turn out?"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Teal'c: Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah, yeah... Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
O'Neill: Oh, yeah, yeah... Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
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I always love Teal'c's character. Much more to him than just the simple brawny muscle of the group.
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(talking about a toothpick)
"I propped it up against the inside of my door. When I got home, it was on the ground, meaning someone was there."
"If you prop it up against the inside of the door, how do you get out?"
"Through the window! You think I'm so stupid that I go out my own front door?"
Martin Lloyd and O'Neill; "Point of No Return"
"I propped it up against the inside of my door. When I got home, it was on the ground, meaning someone was there."
"If you prop it up against the inside of the door, how do you get out?"
"Through the window! You think I'm so stupid that I go out my own front door?"
Martin Lloyd and O'Neill; "Point of No Return"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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From the episode Bounty 10.15
Woman chasing Jackson holds up her gun to a nearby pedestrian on the side of a road, "Stop Jackson or I will start killing people."
Jackson slowly turns around with his hands raised as the woman crosses the street.
"You should have accepted my first offer it would have been far less painful." She is then struck by a random bus.
Woman chasing Jackson holds up her gun to a nearby pedestrian on the side of a road, "Stop Jackson or I will start killing people."
Jackson slowly turns around with his hands raised as the woman crosses the street.
"You should have accepted my first offer it would have been far less painful." She is then struck by a random bus.
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
-Remain Star Trek-
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From ATL: Midway
Teal'c and Ronon are reclaiming the SGC from a bunch of wraiths who got onto Earth.
Teal'c looks at someone the Wraith got a hold of.
Ronon, "He was fed on by the Wraith. Its not a good way to go."
Teal'c, "Indeed."
Ronon, "You say that a lot."
Teal'c, "What?"
Ronon, "Indeed."
Teal'c, "Do I?"
Ronon, "Yeah."
Teal'c, "I had not noticed."
Teal'c and Ronon are reclaiming the SGC from a bunch of wraiths who got onto Earth.
Teal'c looks at someone the Wraith got a hold of.
Ronon, "He was fed on by the Wraith. Its not a good way to go."
Teal'c, "Indeed."
Ronon, "You say that a lot."
Teal'c, "What?"
Ronon, "Indeed."
Teal'c, "Do I?"
Ronon, "Yeah."
Teal'c, "I had not noticed."
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
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None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
-Remain Star Trek-
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Continuum
Ba'al: "You're making a terrible mistake"
Daniel Jackson: "Yes, that is what they *all* say."
Teal'c (about Ba'al): "He lies"
O'neill: "He does that you know"
O'Neill: "You are sure this is the last one? That is after all why we're all here. Get rid of the last bad guy and then there's Cake."
Ba'al: "You're making a terrible mistake"
Daniel Jackson: "Yes, that is what they *all* say."
Teal'c (about Ba'al): "He lies"
O'neill: "He does that you know"
O'Neill: "You are sure this is the last one? That is after all why we're all here. Get rid of the last bad guy and then there's Cake."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Daniel: Let's just wait for things to calm down.
Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up.
Jack : Lucy, I'm Home!
Teal'c : I am not Lucy.
Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack: You ended that sentence with a preposition, you bastard!!
Teal'c: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up.
Jack : Lucy, I'm Home!
Teal'c : I am not Lucy.
Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack: You ended that sentence with a preposition, you bastard!!
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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I love that.Sionnach Glic wrote:Herak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Jack: You ended that sentence with a preposition, you b*****d!!
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939