What's the latest in people's lives?
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Deepcrush
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Well, we did all agree. No curbstomp though. The look on her face was just priceless.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams appleLt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
\Mark wrote:While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams appleLt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!
tell Tsu to shave next time.
Genius insania et conseri manum
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
ROFL---LOL
Lord I needed that laugh.......thanks brother.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I couldn't pass for a girl for one second.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Capt. Jethro
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I've had worse - been in a toilet at a urinal minding my own business - as you do. A transvestite is in the urinal next to me and asks me if I'd like a hand shakingMark wrote:While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams appleLt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!
My exit was so prompt I think I pissed all over my foot.
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Capt. Jethro
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
I remember the latter part of the movie 'Bachelor Party' where one of the guys arrested was yelling "she pees standing up!"
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Lt. Staplic
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
well, darn, now I'm depressed I got off msn last night mark...I could have gotten the first reaction 
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
OMG LMFAOThorin wrote:I've had worse - been in a toilet at a urinal minding my own business - as you do. A transvestite is in the urinal next to me and asks me if I'd like a hand shakingMark wrote:While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams appleLt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!
My exit was so prompt I think I pissed all over my foot.
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Lighthawk
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Went swimming today, and became a casulty to the invading force of the sun's elite UV division.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
They have this really awesome thing called sunblock. Though, I've heard it might cause cancer too. Yay.Lighthawk wrote:Went swimming today, and became a casulty to the invading force of the sun's elite UV division.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
So, the sun causes cancer. Sunblock causes cancer. Screw it. I'm staying inside on the forum.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Yep. That'll give you cancer too.Mark wrote:So, the sun causes cancer. Sunblock causes cancer. Screw it. I'm staying inside on the forum.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Deepcrush
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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Yeah, thats my bad.Tsukiyumi wrote:Yep. That'll give you cancer too.Mark wrote:So, the sun causes cancer. Sunblock causes cancer. Screw it. I'm staying inside on the forum.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu