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No idea if this is a real ad or not...

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GrahamKennedy wrote:No idea if this is a real ad or not...
Apparently, yes. :lol:

Mark and I should go into Advertisement, apparently.
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Tsukiyumi wrote:
GrahamKennedy wrote:No idea if this is a real ad or not...
Apparently, yes. :lol:

Mark and I should go into Advertisement, apparently.

I'll start looking for an agent for us. Who would have thought we could make an honest living with dirty innuendo?
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:lol: Those are cool
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:lol:
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I'm sure some of these have been posted before, but I cant be bothered looking...

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The "You're Fat!" one is hilarious.

The Christianity one is depressing. :(
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I liked the Church and Love ones :lol:
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I met a blond like that in a bar once when I was in the army...................she turned out to be the general's daughter.
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Mark wrote:I met a blond like that in a bar once when I was in the army...................she turned out to be the general's daughter.
Did you give her a proper salute or just a half hearted stif movement?
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Rochey wrote: The Christianity one is depressing. :(
lol, I always wonder why the non-christian world isn't already exploring the galaxy. Funny pic though.
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Disturbing. :lol:
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