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hey I'm in pretty good shape! Granted it woudl be better if you were a woman I agree.
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USS Aeon wrote:yeah I have been there......lots of heat, bikinis, breasts, women.....what were we talking about again?
Mark wrote:I lost track at bikinis and breasts..............
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Hey, I'm an ass man, but I still like breasts.
They don't distract me, though.
They don't distract me, though.
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I like the female form period. Tall, short, big boobs small, tight little ass or nice and round. Big hips, slim hips, blonde, brunette, redhead, black hair, cute, sultry, down home, smoking hot, white, black, latina, asian...
Yes please.
Yes please.
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Alright, you really are the mirror universe me.Tyyr wrote:I like the female form period. Tall, short, big boobs small, tight little ass or nice and round. Big hips, slim hips, blonde, brunette, redhead, black hair, cute, sultry, down home, smoking hot, white, black, latina, asian...
Yes please.
I'd suggest we fight to the death in dramatic fashion, but I don't have money to get to Florida again.
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OK, here's random:
Why is it a duckbilled platypus? It's not like we have to say that to differentiate them from all the other types of platypus. For that matter, why isn't it just a "platypus," and then "platypus-billed ducks?"
Why is it a duckbilled platypus? It's not like we have to say that to differentiate them from all the other types of platypus. For that matter, why isn't it just a "platypus," and then "platypus-billed ducks?"
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Because locals used to just call it "Duckbill" but when people atarted refering to it by its real name they joined the two to avoid confusion.
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So, when people started calling it "platypus," the locals were afraid that they might confuse it with another animal?
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Mikey wrote:So, when people started calling it "platypus," the locals were afraid that they might confuse it with another animal?
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I was just wondering........why is the number pad on a 10 key pad on a keyboard upside down from the 10 key pad on a telephone?????
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I can't think of a single good reason.Mark wrote:I was just wondering........why is the number pad on a 10 key pad on a keyboard upside down from the 10 key pad on a telephone?????
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With my phone next to my 10 key......I'm ALWAYS either entering incorrect info, and dialing wrong numbers............
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Ever try to add some figures on your phone?
I have.
I have.
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I don't really feel like killing anyone this month either.Tsukiyumi wrote:Alright, you really are the mirror universe me.
I'd suggest we fight to the death in dramatic fashion, but I don't have money to get to Florida again.
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You mean you don't feel like "planning your funeral" this month, right?Tyyr wrote:I don't really feel like killing anyone this month either.Tsukiyumi wrote:Alright, you really are the mirror universe me.
I'd suggest we fight to the death in dramatic fashion, but I don't have money to get to Florida again.
Plus we'd have to rent a semi to fight on top of and all that. It really would be a mess, financially.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939