Worst fan-ships?
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A Connie saucer, Excelsior nacelles... and a FREAKING D7 BODY? What in the hell is going on in their heads? Kitbashing one group's ships is ridiculous enough, mixing and maxing between groups is just gone.
Still, can't top the "Borg Assimilation Cube," that was shaped like a cross.
Still, can't top the "Borg Assimilation Cube," that was shaped like a cross.
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SomosFuga, that image isn't working for me.
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"Image moved or deleted"?SomosFuga wrote:K'Ehleyko Class Troop Cruiser
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fixedCaptain Seafort wrote:"Image moved or deleted"?SomosFuga wrote:K'Ehleyko Class Troop Cruiser
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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I do like how they kept the Connie's impulse exhaust in place, yet using it would send said relativistic exhaust right into the tail of the D7 body.
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That...that is a bastard abomination.
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The impulse vents with zero clearance were a nice touch. "Helmsman, I'd like to toast the secondary hull a bit more!"
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Dear god, no! What is that latest mishapen abortion of a vessel?
Damnit people, this is why ships from different races shouldn't have kids.
Damnit people, this is why ships from different races shouldn't have kids.
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Someone took "Make love not war," pretty seriously. Makes me wonder who was the daddy and who was the mommy.
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Looking at the thing, I now wish you hadn't.SomosFuga wrote:fixedCaptain Seafort wrote:"Image moved or deleted"?SomosFuga wrote:K'Ehleyko Class Troop Cruiser
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I like the first Oberth/abomination that Graham posted. In case any giant interstellar species want pancakes.
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Can I request that all negative reaction be banned. It's like laughing at the guy who falls running in a Special Olympic race, except with even more deformities to look at!
Oh man, this thread has made me LOL
Oh man, this thread has made me LOL
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We have seen this couple already but i have more pics and even specs:Cpl Kendall wrote:
USS BELISARIUS NCC-2567 With Romulan and Klingon relations uncertain, Starfleet Defense decided it was time to lay keel on some serious battleships. A natural progression from the triple-nacelled dreadnought theme of enlarged secondary hulls, The Alexander Class ships utilize, rather, an extended primary hull similar to that employed by Knox Class frigates, mounted to a modified Constitution-style secondary with underslung, jettisonable nacelle pylons. With the third nacelle atop the primary, an emergency seperation leaves the ship with both warp maneuvering ability and most of its hangar space.
Time Period: between Star Treks I and II. Boasting the most formidable armament of her time, Belisarius mounts no less than four megaphaser cannon on the primary hull, with enough reserve reactor power to fire all four in salvo. She also mounts eleven standard two-turret phaser mounts covering 360 degrees of defensive envelope, and both fore and aft photon torpedo launchers.
Battleship NCC-3135 The battleship Coeur De Lion is one of the largest and most heavily armed vessels ever to be built in the class one starship program. This four-nacelled behemoth is armed with over-and-under roll-bar weapons pods, each unit equipped with two forward, and two aft-firing photon torpedo launchers, and an equal arrangement of pulse phaser cannon. An additional pair of pulse phasers are mounted firing aft from between the nacelle struts. The vessel's total armament is eight torpedo tubes, ten pulse phasers, and eleven twin-ball-turret standard phaser mounts.
Time Period: from Star Trek II onward.
This last one i actually like it, at least i have seen worst.
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Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
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Oh, good. Turreted phaser banks (which have never been seen) plus... MEGAPHASERS!
No, that's not wanky at all.
No, that's not wanky at all.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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These one looks a lot like Enterprise in the new timeline and is similar in sise to the old Constitution, look the pics at the link.Cpl Kendall wrote: The USS Hunchback Of Notre Dame
Trata las situaciones estresantes como lo haría 1 perro: si no puedes comértelo o jugar con ello, méate encima y lárgate!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!
Handle stressful situations as a dog would: if you can't eat it or play with it, pee on it and get out of there!!!