Worst fan-ships?

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Monroe wrote:I was thinking hey that's not bad.. until I saw the last picture and the giant ballsack hanging from the bottom of the ship.
Yeah, I thought the same. It looked kinda alright until I saw the fucking underside. :x
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What makes them think that ship parts + huge rectangle makes a good ship? :bangwall:
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What the fuck is that second one meant to be?
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Here's some Klingon ships.

This one made me literally lol.
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:wtf:
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Boxy ship syndrome.
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I'm not sure, but something about this looks wrong.
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Did they forget the other half?
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Look, its a baby battlecruiser!
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Why?
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Those are hilariously bad. :lol:
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When me and Nick saw the "baby" battlecruiser, we burst out laughing.

Now that I think of it, Mark may get soda on his monitor after seeing it.
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This is 10 times worse than Voyager's variable geometry nacelles.
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What did they do to the Connie?!
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Good god, that's awful.
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Why, why did they make all these horrendous ships? SFC and Klingon Academy provided us with plenty of decent looking movie-era ships.
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stitch626 wrote:Image
This one is not that bad, actually the detachable conecting neck is a good concept, the ship looks kind a small for that but wathever. IMO the problem would be the bridge module, seems like made with playblocks, the cheap ones.
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Wow, there are some truly awful kitbashes here. Interesting thing, most from scratch ships are far more tolerable than kitbashes. Something about most kitbashes is just ridiculously bad.
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A kitbash on paper just doesn't make any sense to me.
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K'Ehleyko Class Troop Cruiser
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Oh god, that's just WRONG.
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