The way of KIRK-FU

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Sun May 10, 2009 12:38 pm

Here I will show you the secrets to graduating from red-shirt to gold-shirt. Beware, for these techniques are indeed powerful...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NyFC2DKWJM
- The "Kirk-Chop" as employed by Doctor McCoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pighpPC ... re=related
- "Bowling for Badguys" - a series of techniques used to disable your opponents legs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSHCNTELFI8&NR=1
- The "Wall of Destruction" - utilizes the rubbery bulkheads to allow you to become a pro-wrestler, this technique should only be used by experienced gold-shirts!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyxCLlAR ... re=related
The "Human Projectile" - Best used against multiple opponents.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Sun May 10, 2009 1:29 pm

Thats a great find...

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:14 pm

Best one is the Kirk-Chop - ASS to CRANIUM double blow. LOL

Nickswitz · Post by **Nickswitz** » Sun May 10, 2009 4:35 pm

Yes, it is.

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Sun May 10, 2009 9:21 pm

I look forward to Chris Pine utilising these moves in the next Star Trek movie, and thus winning rather than losing all his fights.

Nickswitz · Post by **Nickswitz** » Sun May 10, 2009 9:26 pm

That would be good, Kirk shouldn't be losing ALL his fights.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Sun May 10, 2009 9:31 pm

MetalHead wrote:Best one is the Kirk-Chop - ASS to CRANIUM double blow. LOL

Somewhere, out there... (Cookie) Mark and Tsu are crying over this... Maybe even Mikey.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Mon May 11, 2009 12:00 am

And then of course, the ultimate Kirk-Fu maneuver - the TWO LEGGED DROP KICK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPuOMDpiNtM

And, bonus! The master himself discusses this technique!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgtPb4-o ... re=related