Macrocosm
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Re: Macrocosm
That's the half the despair part. Only half is taken away though, you're still left with the knowledge that there are people out there who not only write crap that bad, but who read it and authorize it for production.
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The fun thing about the Macrocosm viruses is that they fly. No wings... no sign that they are lighter than air... they're meant to be ordinary viruses that are just millions of times bigger... and yet they can fly. Nobody ever even thinks it's strange.
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haha lol!
and yeah, this is true about the flying thing, that does sound strange =/
and yeah, this is true about the flying thing, that does sound strange =/
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And they buzz like bees.
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Even though they have no wings.
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I had to go to the hospital after watching that ep. I thought I had a cold, and tried to treat myself by using a ka-bar to fight the virus.
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Mikey wrote:
I had to go to the hospital after watching that ep. I thought I had a cold, and tried to treat myself by using a ka-bar to fight the virus.
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HAHA LOL
and yes....viruses are air-born, but because of their size, meaning they are small enough, and they weigh little enough to float around
yet if the virus is 1m x 1m then it would be too heavy to fly or float without wings and also without wings it could not make the buzzing sound, because a bee makes it's buzzing sound by flapping its lil' wings xD LOL, therefore, the virus is illogical
and yes....viruses are air-born, but because of their size, meaning they are small enough, and they weigh little enough to float around
yet if the virus is 1m x 1m then it would be too heavy to fly or float without wings and also without wings it could not make the buzzing sound, because a bee makes it's buzzing sound by flapping its lil' wings xD LOL, therefore, the virus is illogical
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Ummm... yeah. No joke can't be made better by having someone explain it explicitly.
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i wasnt explaining the joke >< just why they shouldnt fly xD lol
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Well you see, delta quadrant macro viruses have a unique ability to manipulate the ship's artificial gravity plating allowing them to give the appearance of flying and....oh what's the use, it beats the sh*t out of me tooGrahamKennedy wrote:The fun thing about the Macrocosm viruses is that they fly. No wings... no sign that they are lighter than air... they're meant to be ordinary viruses that are just millions of times bigger... and yet they can fly. Nobody ever even thinks it's strange.
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Well, they were TRYING to be creative and do something new
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fixed for accuracyMark wrote:Well, they were TRYING to be creative and do something stupid
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C'mon guys - they obviously didn't buzz from the movement of wings. They were just playing little virus kazoos.
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I got the high gloss luster
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as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer