My wife gave birth to our daughter, Ella Louise, at 2.15am on Thursday morning and she was a very tiny (!!!) 9lbs 2oz (4.155kg). Mother and Baby doing well
Tiny? I was 7lbs 1oz.
Congratulations, Harry. You're a lucky man.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
I say 'tiny' with a hint of irony I think 9lbs plus is a bit on the big side. Believe it or not (and I have documentary evidence to prove it) I was 12lbs when I was born!!! My poor mother
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
Kendall - that reminded me about an old joke about the top 10 things to do at walmart, one of them was to wonder into the sporting section and start looking at the guns behind the counter, then when the clerk walks up, you ask where the anti-depressants are.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
My wife gave birth to our daughter, Ella Louise, at 2.15am on Thursday morning and she was a very tiny (!!!) 9lbs 2oz (4.155kg). Mother and Baby doing well
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Kendall - that reminded me about an old joke about the top 10 things to do at walmart, one of them was to wonder into the sporting section and start looking at the guns behind the counter, then when the clerk walks up, you ask where the anti-depressants are.
Haha! Now I wish that Wal*Mart hadn't stopped carrying them.
Thank you kindly guys It's a very happy time in my life right now Just think, she's young enough to be able witness first contact in fifty odd years time
Right, back off to the Maternity Ward now to visit again. Always a pleasure, never a chore!
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
thelordharry wrote:Thank you kindly guys It's a very happy time in my life right now Just think, she's young enough to be able witness first contact in fifty odd years time
Right, back off to the Maternity Ward now to visit again. Always a pleasure, never a chore!
Congrats man, hope you didn't have one of those nurses that used to be a hippy or was a teen in the 70's. They are weird, with a capital WE.
Its 0:56 and soon to be 2:00 am - silly British Summer Time. Am glad I don't have to get up at 3:30 for work anymore.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Goddamn daylight-saving BS, now I have one less hour to waste!
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
