Stupid tourist complaints
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Stupid tourist complaints
email, ergo spam
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Bloody Americans!"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
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I have now seen a new level of stupidity.
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This is a real one........
"We came to Hawaii to see the little grass shacks people live in, and to meet Don Ho!"
"Well folks, I live in a condo, and Don Ho is DEAD!"
"We came to Hawaii to see the little grass shacks people live in, and to meet Don Ho!"
"Well folks, I live in a condo, and Don Ho is DEAD!"
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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Please, get this woman some help.A woman threatened to call police after claiming that she'd been locked in by staff. When in fact, she had mistaken the "do not disturb" sign on the back of the door as a warning to remain in the room.
"We found the sand was not like the sand in the brochure. Your brochure shows the sand as yellow but it was white."
I'm glad that wherever I go, I am not a tourist.
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I personally like the one where the couple was blaming the hotel for her pregnancy.
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Wow. I'm reminded, yet again, of Einstein's comment. *points to sig*
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Who would have ever figured this one."We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake."
Someone didn't pass first grade."I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller."
Good job hating local customs."It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta' time - this should be banned."
OK, tourists should seriously be banned because of severe stupidity."We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."
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The woman who got pregnant due to only having one bed was great.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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I thought so too.Lt. Staplic wrote:I personally like the one where the couple was blaming the hotel for her pregnancy.
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Goodness, people these days should not leave their own country because they apparently know nothing of different culture.
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"There are too many Spanish people. The receptionist speaks Spanish. The food is Spanish. Too many foreigners."
Uh...that might just be due to you being in spain perhaps?
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Like I said to Rochey when he was on vacation - the problem with visiting France is that it's full of French people.
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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People who go on holiday from any country, but especially from the UK, often expect on some level that where they're staying is run by english people or in english ways...or american, or australian, or whatever. Its not. FOREIGN country mean anything to you? Morons, so embarrassing to read...
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