Me: "Women bore me."
Me: "If given a choice, I'd LOVE to command an Oberth class."
Me: "I'm shy."
Things people would never say
Re: Things people would never say
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Things people would never say
Wow thats me... ahem. 
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That's ok...........we'll offset each other 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Things people would never say
Me; I LOVE being underway, living in a compartment with 40 other guys, not able to get laid weeks at a time, no boose.....please give me another month!
(BTW getting royally sexually frustrated being on this damn ship)
(BTW getting royally sexually frustrated being on this damn ship)
Genius insania et conseri manum
Re: Things people would never say
Guns are bad.Deepcrush wrote: So what wouldn't I say?
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
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girls are icky.Deepcrush wrote:So what wouldn't I say?
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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No women on board?USS Aeon wrote:Me; I LOVE being underway, living in a compartment with 40 other guys, not able to get laid weeks at a time, no boose.....please give me another month!
(BTW getting royally sexually frustrated being on this damn ship)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Commander William Riker: "Bad food, brutal discipline....no women."Mark wrote:No women on board?USS Aeon wrote:Me; I LOVE being underway, living in a compartment with 40 other guys, not able to get laid weeks at a time, no boose.....please give me another month!
(BTW getting royally sexually frustrated being on this damn ship)
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Yeah, I knew there was a reason I didn't join the Navy.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Me : "You know what? Trek is shit anyway. Fuck DITL, let's shut it down."
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Re: Things people would never say
I'm so glad this is things people would never say 
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Seconded.Reliant121 wrote:I'm so glad this is things people would never say
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:::gulp:::
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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me: "Having a four-year-old is easy! They always do exactly what you want, and always think before they act!"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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two-little brothers I've seen be "so well behaved" like that.
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