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"Full axis rotation to port! Fire all ventral smurfs!"
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It's a Smuuuuuuuuuuurf!
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"Cry havoc, and let loose the smurfs of war!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Kneel before your smurf!"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"You want answers?"

"I want the smurf."

"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMURF!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mark wrote:"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMURF!"
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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SMUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRFFFFSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"My name is James Tiberius Smurf!"

"Your father was a starship captain for 12 smurfs."

"I hope you know what you're smurfing."

"I've been waiting for this day my whole life... this day of smurfing."

"I will not allow you to smurf me!"

"You will experience fear. Fear in the face of certain smurf."

"James T. Kirk was a great man, but that was another smurf!"

"SMURF EVERYTHING!"
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Go ahead......make my smurf.
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"Smurfs never do anything small, do you?"

"Smooth as an Android's smurf, eh, Data?"

"Have you noticed how your smurfs have started to firm up?"
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little SMURFed up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?
I make you laugh, I'm here to SMURFin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
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"In space, no one can hear you smurf."
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Let me explain something to you, man. You're Lebowski. I'm the Smurf... so, that's what you call me! That, or Smurfie, or His Smurfness, or el Smurfarino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
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Picard: Make it Surf

Scotty: You canna change the laws of smurfs

Riker: Smmmmuuurrrfffff Alert!

Worf: You have no Smurf!

Uhrua: Smurfing Frequenices are open Captian
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"Hallowed are the Smurfs."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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