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Uh, yeah. What's so shocking about that? Do they not sell them over there?
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Nope. At least not here in Hawaii. Of course, I doubt you boys have spam, eggs, and rice on your menu either :wink:

The only place we can get curly fries is Jack in the Box.
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Rochey wrote:
for a second there I couldn't figure out what the "chips" you were referring to were. We call them french fries. :lol:
Aren't they technicaly Belgian? :wink:
yup, and French toast was invented in New York!

No mark, Rochey, the continental US McDonalds don't serve curly fries AFAIK
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Nope. At least not here in Hawaii. Of course, I doubt you boys have spam, eggs, and rice on your menu either
Well, we don't get spam and rice (though why would I be looking for that in a burger place?), but McDonald's does serve some strange entity known as an "Egg McMuffin" in the mornings. I've no idea just what this is, though, since the name's enough to put me off trying it.
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Is a toxic compination of McDonalds egg on McDonalds English Muffin.
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An Egg McMuffin is a sandwich of a poached egg, cheese, and a slice of Canadian bacon (which the Canadians call "back bacon") on an English muffin. Your cardiologist's nightmare.
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as you may have guessed they serve the McMuffin's around here as well.
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And I'm now justified in my fear of ever touching one of those things.
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And I'm now justified in my fear of ever touching one of those things.
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Double post for emphisis
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Rochey wrote:And I'm now justified in my fear of ever touching one of those things.
"Don't touch it! It's pure evil!"

And, now I've been able to use that quote twice in one month. :lol:
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Imagine a cheap, mass-produced Eggs Benedict, without the hollandaise.
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With a cardboard and rubbery texture.
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Yup. Imagine play-doh, but deadlier for your body, :[
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Know what I don't get about Mcdonalds? Everybody on the internet hates them, yet they're huge! Makes you wonder who's buying their food . . . doesn't it?

For the record, I like McDonalds. Also, I'm 5'3 and 345 lbs.
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