Worst Possible Star Trek Plot

[Reliant121]

Nahh. I'll tell what you should get your driving from. Take the steering column, pedals, 5 speed gearshift and the 1.0 Litre plasma converted 4 cylinder engine from a 56 plate Chevrolet Matiz.

I've driven that thing on private land. God its fucking aweful.

[Lt. Staplic]

sure it was the car, not your inexpirienced driving abilities.

jk

[Lazar]

So should we get to work on the pilot episode?

[Grundig]

I suggest using the joystick Riker used in Insurrection.

[shran]

On that note, all controls should like like sex toys, just as all tools. With LEDs.

[Lt. Staplic]

[kostmayer]

I didn't mind the Joystick, just the fact that it looked like something you'd plug into a Commodore C64.

[Mark]

To save space, the ship MUST have it's galley located inside the armory, where all cooking personel are able to quickly arm themselves against complaints.

[Duskofdead]

Okay, my premise is about a genetically engineered whale captain leading a group of misfit outcasts that are all secretly experts in every known field on a mission to save the multiverse in a time-traveling, universe-hopping MVAM supership that seperates into 220 individual ships. And Neelix is the first officer.

Sound good?

The funny part is that when a given ship isn't what you just described, you can dig up some people to claim it's incredibly weak and poorly designed.

[Mikey]

We need a ship's dog too. Complete with an honest rank and uniform. Maybe a Jack Russel Terrior. We can call him "Mr. Woof"!

How about a robot dog?

Half-covered in brown fur? What the hell was that thing's name... Boxie, or something, right? G-d, I hated that thing.

The navigation is controlled by a steering column, pedals, and four speed gear shifter of a 1960's Chevy Corvette

I vote for the "three-on-the-tree" from a Pinto.

On that note, all controls should like like sex toys, just as all tools. With LEDs.

Do you mean "sex toys, with the addition of LEDs," or "sex toys, which all normally include LEDs?"

[shran]

Do you mean "sex toys, with the addition of LEDs," or "sex toys, which all normally include LEDs?"

Whatever will fit our imagination most. though i tend to prefer the first option.

[Mikey]

K. I thought I was shopping in the wrong stores.

[Sionnach Glic]

Half-covered in brown fur? What the hell was that thing's name... Boxie, or something, right? G-d, I hated that thing.

Muffit, IIRC. Boxy was the kid.

[Mikey]

Yeah, I think you're right. No difference, really - I hated that f***ing kid, too.

[Tsukiyumi]

What the hell are you guys talking about?