Worst Possible Star Trek Plot
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*Thinks* We need space hippies. And someone's gotta have their brain stolen! Ooh, and a visit to Flint's planet. The first season finale should be a clip show!
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For the pilot, we've GOT to meet a being claiming to be either God or the Devil. It's a must.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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I vote devil. 
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Not only that, but it should look absolutely identical to the monster from "The Dauphin".Tsukiyumi wrote:I vote devil.
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When we design a ship we should violate everyone of the official and unofficial starship design rules, and wonder why it self distructs every ten minutes only to be saved by Westly crushier who set up a time loop paradox so we can reverse time and continue like it never happenned, until 10 minutes later when it happens again.
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By the way, this should really have been in B,G&G.
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isn't that the second time this thread had been moved?
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Tsukiyumi
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No, when I split it, I forgot to move it here. 
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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We need a ship's dog too. Complete with an honest rank and uniform. Maybe a Jack Russel Terrior. We can call him "Mr. Woof"!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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idk, Great Dane would be worse...I can see an episode where the 1st Dog alieviates his bowel pressure on the Bridge incopacitating the Bridge crew and the ship winds up flying into a random star they weren't smart enough to avoid from the start.
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I vote for mastiff or American bulldog. Something whose spittle production is measured in gallons.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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And the ship is covered in bumper stickers promoting the Republican adgenda!
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How about a robot dog?We need a ship's dog too. Complete with an honest rank and uniform. Maybe a Jack Russel Terrior. We can call him "Mr. Woof"!
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Tsukiyumi
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Dear god, no.
Uh, I mean, "hell yeah!"
Uh, I mean, "hell yeah!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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The navigation is controlled by a steering column, pedals, and four speed gear shifter of a 1960's Chevy Corvette