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Just got some very strange looks here when I started laughing
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Life happens.
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It's spelled "Raymond Luxury Yacht", but it's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove".
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I am getting crap at work because I'm dressed head to toe in black. I'm getting Johnny Cash jokes and people keep asking me where my neuralizer is.
They keep this up, I really AM gonna flashy thing them.
They keep this up, I really AM gonna flashy thing them.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I don't think they'd take kindly to you running around tazering people, Mark.Mark wrote:They keep this up, I really AM gonna flashy thing them.
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I get people commenting that i wear clothes more inline with girls. just respond with the quote from my parents.
"You're your father's son, but you're your mother's daughter."
Always works
"You're your father's son, but you're your mother's daughter."
Always works
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I like it.Reliant121 wrote:I get people commenting that i wear clothes more inline with girls. just respond with the quote from my parents.
"You're your father's son, but you're your mother's daughter."
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Just a random question:
How many people have been baned (not including phantom renegade as he was blackstar)?
How many people have been baned (not including phantom renegade as he was blackstar)?
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Two: Blackstar (and PR) and Weyoun the Dancing Borg. The latter, IIRC, was for porn-spamming various fora, and was probably a hacked account.
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Good to know we have a nice group here.
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Were nice? I wasn't I informed? Where is the memo on nice? I thought we were all supposed to be 1. Drunk 2. Striping 3. off topic
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And what's wrong with being off topic?
So how bout that weather? I'm supposed to get some bad snow... this from the storm that game Alabama snow.
So how bout that weather? I'm supposed to get some bad snow... this from the storm that game Alabama snow.
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I know what you mean. The weather is getting crappy here as well. I've actually been cold a few nights last week
Current conditions (as of 6:53 AM) Today's forecast °F | °C
Clear70°F
Feels like: 70°F
Barometer: 30.2 in
Dewpoint: 58°
Humidity: 66%
Visibility: 10 miles
Precip in last hr: 0 in
Precip last 24 hrs: 0.02 in
Wind: 17 mph ENE
Sunrise: 6:50 AM
Sunset: 6:36 PM
UV Index: 0 Low
Observed at Honolulu: Honolulu International Airport.
All times shown are local to Honolulu.
By the way.........this is REALLY cold for Hawaii.
Current conditions (as of 6:53 AM) Today's forecast °F | °C
Clear70°F
Feels like: 70°F
Barometer: 30.2 in
Dewpoint: 58°
Humidity: 66%
Visibility: 10 miles
Precip in last hr: 0 in
Precip last 24 hrs: 0.02 in
Wind: 17 mph ENE
Sunrise: 6:50 AM
Sunset: 6:36 PM
UV Index: 0 Low
Observed at Honolulu: Honolulu International Airport.
All times shown are local to Honolulu.
By the way.........this is REALLY cold for Hawaii.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mark...
Have I ever told you how much I hate you and your Hawaiian "cold spells"?
Cause I hate them, you lucky @#$@!!%
Have I ever told you how much I hate you and your Hawaiian "cold spells"?
Cause I hate them, you lucky @#$@!!%