Things people would never say
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mwhittington
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Re: Things people would never say
Picard: I need a vacation. I'm going to Risa. Where's my horgon?
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
Re: Things people would never say
Didn't see the point of starting another thread for this one...
Picard: Get that picture of an elephant out of my ready room - a child could draw better then that.
Picard: Get that picture of an elephant out of my ready room - a child could draw better then that.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Things people would never say
Conservatives: "We were wrong."
Liberals: "Guns for everyone!"
Liberals: "Guns for everyone!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Things people would never say
Blackstar: I was wrong, Rochey was right.
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Anyone else on the forum: "Hey, here's an idea, let's not mention Blackstar again"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
Re: Things people would never say
Yeah that is a good idea. Wish I had thought of it.
My Cat: anything other than meow.
My Cat: anything other than meow.
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Re: Things people would never say
Any Weather Man (I know I am one): I'm 100% sure that it will rain
Janeway:I hate coffee
Travis Mayweather: <speaking any more than a single line>
Kira: I love cardassisans, in fact I'm going to french kiss Dukat
Janeway:I hate coffee
Travis Mayweather: <speaking any more than a single line>
Kira: I love cardassisans, in fact I'm going to french kiss Dukat
Genius insania et conseri manum
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O'Brien: Hey Kira, keep your hands of Dukat, he's mine.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Picard: The Borg arn't to bad, BTW Admiral you will be assimilated.
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Klingon: Honor isn't worth killing for.
Klingon: The disruptor is mightier than the sword.
Doug Naylor: Guess what? Funding has been approved for that Red Dwarf movie!
Klingon: The disruptor is mightier than the sword.
Doug Naylor: Guess what? Funding has been approved for that Red Dwarf movie!
"Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?"
Stan - South Park
Stan - South Park
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Sisko: Sure thing the federation would be great as part of the Dominion. When can the Vorta be over?
Genius insania et conseri manum
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JudgeKing
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Re: Things people would never say
Rochey: Blackstar? Who's that?
Everyone on DITL:
Ohhhh...
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
They're gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do
Santa's loaded with attitude
He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshop's been closed by an auditor
And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's had a really crappy year
Ow, my bum hurts...
Everyone on DITL:
Ohhhh...
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause you've always been a rotten little brat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna bite your wreath
They're gonna chew your welcome mat
Swallow your kitty cat
Reindeer coming and they're gonna eat your begonias
'Cause Santa hasn't fed them in a month
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's sick of shoveling snow and reindeer poo
Elves are coming and they're gonna steal your turkey
Wreck your TV
Burn down your Christmas tree
Elves are coming and they're gonna trash your home
'Cause they ain't got nothing else to do
Santa's loaded with attitude
He's loud and drunk and smelly and rude
His workshop's been closed by an auditor
And Mrs. Claus ran off with her chiropractor.
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
He's gonna kick your ass
Santa's coming and he's gonna kick your ass
'Cause he's had a really crappy year
Ow, my bum hurts...
There is not a problem in this world that can't be solved without the proper application of a sufficient number of thermonuclear ordnance.
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GK: "Let's discuss how the Star Trek universe would fare in battle against the Star Wars universe!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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thelordharry
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The Owner of Facebook: "No, please, no more adverts, I can't take anymore adverts"
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Captain Picard's Hair
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Re: Things people would never say
My cats: let me get my coat off before they get all over me begging for their midday meal when I come home from a midday class. (one look at one of 'em in particular and you'd know they're hardly underfed!)stitch626 wrote:Yeah that is a good idea. Wish I had thought of it.
My Cat: anything other than meow.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wonderous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross... but it's not for the timid." Q, Q Who