The Random Thread

[Mark]

You know what scares me?.........................I GOT IT!!!!

[mwhittington]

It sort of goes along with the way I once tried to explain the difference between being drunk and being stoned. When you're really drunk and something happens, you laugh because you're really drunk. When you're stoned and the same thing happens, you laugh because it's really, really funny.

Here's another explanation for the difference between being drunk and being stoned: A drunk will run a STOP sign, while a stoner will wait for the STOP sign to turn green!

[Mikey]

yeah.

[Mark]

Man, that's a blonde joke!!!

[Tsukiyumi]

Yeah.

The stoner would stop at the stop sign, start looking for their lighter, or sunglasses, or burrito half, or that quarter they dropped under the seat last week, and forget they're stopped in the middle of the street.

[USSEnterprise]

Yeah.

The stoner would stop at the stop sign, start looking for their lighter, or sunglasses, or burrito half, or that quarter they dropped under the seat last week, and forget they're stopped in the middle of the street.

Do know this from experience?

[Tsukiyumi]

Yeah.

The stoner would stop at the stop sign, start looking for their lighter, or sunglasses, or burrito half, or that quarter they dropped under the seat last week, and forget they're stopped in the middle of the street.

Do know this from experience?

I have seen it, yes. I rarely get distracted.

[Mark]

Tsu, you've just described taking a ride with my sister, Julie!!!!!!!

[Tsukiyumi]

Tsu, you've just described taking a ride with my sister, Julie!!!!!!!

[Foxfyre]

Tsu, you've just described taking a ride with my sister, Julie!!!!!!!

mental note never never ride with your sister....

[Mark]

Wise desicion. I remember she used to drive in between two lanes while trying to roll one. And the FUNNIEST thing I ever saw was seeing her try and light a "pipe" with the car's cigerette lighter.

Then there WAS a story about a half eaten burrito................

[Mikey]

try and light a "pipe" with the car's cigerette lighter.

I can't imagine any possible way to accomplish that.

[Mark]

Placing over the bowl. Didn't work. Laying the coil against the metal. Didn't work. Using it to light a piece of paper to get a flame. Droped smoking ash on her lap, and didn't work.

[Foxfyre]

Wow, never heard of anyone tying that but the mental picture is cool

[Tsukiyumi]

Christ, just pull into a gas station and buy a lighter!

Like I've said before, if I ever quit smoking, I'll still carry a lighter. The ability to make fire on command is a hell of an advantage.