What's the latest in people's lives?

[Tsukiyumi]

Well, half the battle's done: I'm partnered up and working on an idea approved by the profs. Technically, Ahmed is the owner of the project and I'm the partner, since it was his idea that was approved and not mine. So, it's basically an idea to put a flywheel system on a bicycle which perhaps could be spun up going downhill and released to help you get uphill.

Now, it's on to the Dynamics calculations and building it. A bike is easy to get, and in a few weeks we'll be experts on buying flywheels too!

Congrats to where it goes and consolation to Staplic.

That is a really great idea. Let us know whether that's feasible; if it is, you and your partner should patent it before you show it to anybody. $350 last time I checked.

Kendall - Why exactly did you buy veal wang? I mean, I got an awesome lengua burrito from taqueria Arandas tonight, but wang? I guess I'm asking what you plan to do with the calf penis.

[Aaron]

Kendall - Why exactly did you buy veal wang? I mean, I got an awesome lengua burrito from taqueria Arandas tonight, but wang? I guess I'm asking what you plan to do with the calf penis.

It's for the puppy to chew on, it's dried out and quite similiar to a rawhide bone. I think I bought it more for the novelty of freaking out certain people.

[Tsukiyumi]

...I think I bought it more for the novelty of freaking out certain people.

Okay, as long as you aren't going to eat it.

[Aaron]

Okay, as long as you aren't going to eat it.

Nah, there's a big note on the back about not fit for human consumption.

[Tsukiyumi]

Okay, as long as you aren't going to eat it.

Nah, there's a big note on the back about not fit for human consumption.

As it should be.

[Captain Picard's Hair]

Well, half the battle's done: I'm partnered up and working on an idea approved by the profs. Technically, Ahmed is the owner of the project and I'm the partner, since it was his idea that was approved and not mine. So, it's basically an idea to put a flywheel system on a bicycle which perhaps could be spun up going downhill and released to help you get uphill.

Now, it's on to the Dynamics calculations and building it. A bike is easy to get, and in a few weeks we'll be experts on buying flywheels too!

Congrats to where it goes and consolation to Staplic.

That is a really great idea. Let us know whether that's feasible; if it is, you and your partner should patent it before you show it to anybody. $350 last time I checked.

Thanks!

[Lt. Staplic]

last post till Monday...see you all then.

[Sionnach Glic]

My condolenced, Staplic. See you soon.

Kendall: Baby cow penis? That's something I wouldn't expect to find in a shop.

[Mikey]

No run-of-the-mill, boring old pig's ears for your dog, huh, Kendall?

[Aaron]

Kendall: Baby cow penis? That's something I wouldn't expect to find in a shop. [/quot

No run-of-the-mill, boring old pig's ears for your dog, huh, Kendall?

Ahh but this is a new age woo-woo dog shop! I wasn't aware of that when I walked in.

Mikey: Pig ears next time or a cow leg bone maybe. They had all kinds of weird stuff in there, like hambugers.

[Tsukiyumi]

Kendall: Baby cow penis? That's something I wouldn't expect to find in a shop. [/quot

No run-of-the-mill, boring old pig's ears for your dog, huh, Kendall?

Ahh but this is a new age woo-woo dog shop! I wasn't aware of that when I walked in.

Mikey: Pig ears next time or a cow leg bone maybe. They had all kinds of weird stuff in there, like hambugers.

The only time my dogs get hamburger is when part of mine falls on the floor.

Frakking new-agers.

[Aaron]

The only time my dogs get hamburger is when part of mine falls on the floor.

Frakking new-agers.

They had a bunch of types too:

Turkey
Bison
Beef

They even had tripe.

I'm with you though, I might give her a patty if I have an extra one but I'm not buying dog specific ones.

[Mikey]

Careful with the long beef bones - they can cause a little doggy diarrhea.

[Aaron]

Careful with the long beef bones - they can cause a little doggy diarrhea.

Oooo...thanks for the heads up.

[Mikey]

I think it's the marrow or something. Just make sure to match the size of the bone to the size of the dog. Nothing wrong with good old pig ears or snouts, or rawhides.