The Random Thread

[Foxfyre]

Lost my mind, so I came to the random thread on the random chance I would find it....no such luck

[Mark]

I had the same problem with my virginity. I lost it when I was 13, and haven't seen it since

[colmquinn]

I had the same problem with my virginity. I lost it when I was 13, and haven't seen it since

Have you looked down the back of the sofa? I'm always loosing stuff down there.

[Reliant121]

I had the same problem with my virginity. I lost it when I was 13, and haven't seen it since

Can i join your club? I want to regain mine, i valued it.

[Mark]

LOL to both you clowns

[IanKennedy]

All I can say is 'wibble'.

[Captain Seafort]

With your underpants on your head and two pencils up your nose I assume?

[IanKennedy]

Oh, yes, very much so. Can I go home now

[bob]

btw
for those not wanting to lose their things (virginity, mind, etc.)
I keep mine on a leash
to bad they stole my mind when I was born

[mwhittington]

Here's a completely random joke that will only make sense if your gutter-stumbling drunk:

You're popping a wheelie on your ostrich and hit a stapler.

How many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a dog house to sustain a 40 mph fart?

The answer is C: Jello has no bones.

[Mikey]

"Jello has no bones!" I haven't heard that in about 15 years!

[Nickswitz]

Here's a completely random joke that will only make sense if your gutter-stumbling drunk:

You're popping a wheelie on your ostrich and hit a stapler.

How many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a dog house to sustain a 40 mph fart?

The answer is C: Jello has no bones.

Your right, I don't get it, care to explain, If there is even an explanation for it.

[Mikey]

None at all.

[Nickswitz]

OK, just making sure, lol
cause I had no clue as to what it meant.

[Mikey]

It sort of goes along with the way I once tried to explain the difference between being drunk and being stoned. When you're really drunk and something happens, you laugh because you're really drunk. When you're stoned and the same thing happens, you laugh because it's really, really funny.