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"Note to the galley: Booze and strippers are no longer to be served at diplomatic functions." (I guess that rules out Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton.)
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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"Intensify booze and stripper power!"
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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"The shaft is ray shielded, so you'll have to use booze and stripper torpedoes."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Booze and Strippers, never less than twelve years old."
"Is that right? Agency rules?"
"My rules"
"Is that right? Agency rules?"
"My rules"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Rule of Acquisition number 1: Once you have their Booze and stripers, you never give them back.
Edited to fix typo so as to increase out booze and strippers count! (GK)
Edited to fix typo so as to increase out booze and strippers count! (GK)
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Edited above post's font to a different color so as not to confuse with Mod green
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Um, it was mod green on purpose. I modded it. Returned to green.
From now on we sign mod comments to avoid confusion...
Alrighty! [~Rochey]
From now on we sign mod comments to avoid confusion...
Alrighty! [~Rochey]
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Sounds good to me.GrahamKennedy wrote:...From now on we sign mod comments to avoid confusion...
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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The sun is sinking in the west
The cattle go down to the stream
The red wing settles in her nest
It's time for a cowboy to dream
Purple light in the canyons
That's where I long to be
With my three good companions
Just my booze, strippers, and me
The cattle go down to the stream
The red wing settles in her nest
It's time for a cowboy to dream
Purple light in the canyons
That's where I long to be
With my three good companions
Just my booze, strippers, and me
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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"First you get the booze, then you get the strippers, then you get the respect
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"Running may help for a little while, but sooner or later the booze and stripers catches up with you......"
Genius insania et conseri manum
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Got it GK.....
Damn, I'm running running out of quotes.
"Chief, I request the cone of booze and strippers"
Damn, I'm running running out of quotes.
"Chief, I request the cone of booze and strippers"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Me too.
All from the same film, the DVD of which I need to get back from my Dad at one point.
"The booze and Strippers are mine, they always will be. Beauty belongs to the man who can appreciate it"
"I do not share your appreciation of booze and strippers Colonel, and even if I did, it would not be centred around this degenerate trash. Nor would I expect priority over muh needed war transport"
All from the same film, the DVD of which I need to get back from my Dad at one point.
"The booze and Strippers are mine, they always will be. Beauty belongs to the man who can appreciate it"
"I do not share your appreciation of booze and strippers Colonel, and even if I did, it would not be centred around this degenerate trash. Nor would I expect priority over muh needed war transport"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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From Aliens:
"Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?"
"Ten millimeter booze-tipped caselets. Standard light stripper piercing rounds, why?"
"Well, your strippers are right under the primary booze tanks."
"Lieutenant, what do those pulse rifles fire?"
"Ten millimeter booze-tipped caselets. Standard light stripper piercing rounds, why?"
"Well, your strippers are right under the primary booze tanks."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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"Because it's been given a name by a member of my crew doesn't mean it's not a booze or striper. Because it's young doesn't mean that it's innocent." - Picard to Guinan on Hugh.
From I borg TNG
From I borg TNG
Genius insania et conseri manum