Forum Commendations
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Rochey???? Setting deadlines??????? That's rich!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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One of the many privileges of rank is the ability to be as hypocritcal as you wish.
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"Mr Rochey, have you always multiplied your deadline estimates by a factor of four?"
"Off course sir, how else could I keep my reputation as a miracle shirker"
"Off course sir, how else could I keep my reputation as a miracle shirker"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Fixed for you.kostmayer wrote:"Mr Rochey, have you always divided your deadline estimates by a factor of four?"
"Off course sir, how else could I keep my reputation as a miracle shirker"
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Close enough.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Thank you sir.me,myself and I wrote:Fixed for you.kostmayer wrote:"Mr Rochey, have you always divided your deadline estimates by a factor of four?"
"Off course sir, how else could I keep my reputation as a miracle shirker"
I may adopt the title of Miracle Shirker at work, it sounds much snazzier then "Energy efficient"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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kostmayer wrote:Thank you sir.me,myself and I wrote:Fixed for you.kostmayer wrote:"Mr Rochey, have you always divided your deadline estimates by a factor of four?"
"Off course sir, how else could I keep my reputation as a miracle shirker"
I may adopt the title of Miracle Shirker at work, it sounds much snazzier then "Energy efficient"
Well, we always knew Rochey was OFFcourse
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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You know, maybe Blackstar should get sort of a postumous(sp) commendation. For demonstrating above and beyond how not to be a productive member of a message board.
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So, who gets the honor of killing him, then?RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:You know, maybe Blackstar should get sort of a postumous(sp) commendation. For demonstrating above and beyond how not to be a productive member of a message board.
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Well, he now has the honor of being permanently banned... twice.
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
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I just read that thread. How pathetic is this guy/gal?
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Very.
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I dont think its possible to measure Blackstars idiocracy, Stupidity, patheticness....the list goes on.
Not even Fucktonne is good for this one.
Not even Fucktonne is good for this one.
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Congrats to the awardies! Booze and Stripers to be delivered to your door later.
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Today an award goes to RK_Striker_JK_5 for his "Where no Jedi has gone Before" series. A lot of effort has gone into it, and it's a good read. In honour of this he is granted the award of 'Cochrane Medal of Excellence'. The series can be found here.
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