The DITL Fleet
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Deepcrush
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Re: The DITL Fleet
Why does everyone treat me like a killer spy? We all know how much I hate violence.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Mikey
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Re: The DITL Fleet
We know. You hate it so much, that it makes you want to kill...
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Lt. Staplic
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Re: The DITL Fleet
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Deepcrush
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Re: The DITL Fleet
Mikey, come join us in my office... I will only take six minutes. 8)
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: The DITL Fleet
That's all? I usually take at least half an hou... Oh, right. The killing.Deepcrush wrote:Mikey, come join us in my office... I will only take six minutes. 8)
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Deepcrush
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Re: The DITL Fleet
I'd say it involves air and the human brain but neither would mark your fancy. 
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
Re: The DITL Fleet
No, it takes more than that to mark Tsu's fancy.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: The DITL Fleet
Okay, can we please stop talking about my fancy?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: The DITL Fleet
Monroe.........your ship is still in drydock. It will be launched as soon as I have time to brainstorm
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: The DITL Fleet
Her captain is going to begin executing the drydock workers in order to motivate themMark wrote:Monroe.........your ship is still in drydock. It will be launched as soon as I have time to brainstorm
How many Minbari does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
-Remain Star Trek-
None. They always surrender right before they finish the job and never tell you why.
-Remain Star Trek-
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Deepcrush
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Re: The DITL Fleet
OH, I know! Vent one into space in an EVA suit with a small hole in it but an open comm. Let the dockers hear that for a min or two. Bet they'd move real quick then!
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: The DITL Fleet
Taking a page from Tarkin's book, Deep?
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Deepcrush
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Re: The DITL Fleet
Oh, umm, yeah, Tarkin's book...
*slides government "Policies and Protocals* under the desk*
I mean, where else would I find something like that...?
*slides government "Policies and Protocals* under the desk*
I mean, where else would I find something like that...?
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Lt. Staplic
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Re: The DITL Fleet
Knowing my government, I'm not sure if he's serious or not
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.