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"We're gonna do it the Spammer way. I'm gonna suck your brain dry!"
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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"The spam runs strong in my family. My father has it, I have it, and... my sister has it."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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"Your spamming is now complete."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Spamelot
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Spamelot
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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"Red Leader, this is Spam Leader. We're starting our attack run."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Your spam.....you will not need it."
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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"You Rebel Spam"
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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"In the beginning was the Spam, and the Spam was with God, and the Spam was God."
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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"Smoother than an android's can of spam, eh Data?"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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mwhittington wrote:"Smoother than an android's can of spam, eh Data?"
Nice.
"This far; no farther! The Spam must be drawn here!"
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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"Captain Ahab has to go hunt his Spam!"
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -Benjamin Franklin-
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"If you can't stand the spam, get out of the kitchen."
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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"Without his link to the collective, it would just be a matter of micro-spamming. I could do it."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
- Varthikes
- Lieutenant Commander
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"A Jedi uses his spam for knowledge and defense. Never for attack."
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your spam."
"He told me enough. He told my you ate it."
"No. I am your spam."
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your spam."
"He told me enough. He told my you ate it."
"No. I am your spam."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Varthikes -
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer