(and I only had to change two letters.
)"Only so much spam...left in the sea. So much spam...but none for me..."
"You are SPAM!"
"And, that is why we'll win."
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Varthikes
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"Would you like some spam? It's quite fresh this week."
(and I only had to change two letters. )
"Only so much spam...left in the sea. So much spam...but none for me..."
"You are SPAM!"
"And, that is why we'll win."
(and I only had to change two letters.
)"Only so much spam...left in the sea. So much spam...but none for me..."
"You are SPAM!"
"And, that is why we'll win."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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"Your mother sucks spam in Hell, Karras, you faithless slime!"
"The power of spam compels thee!"
"The power of spam compels thee!"
Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for a day. SET a man on fire, and you will keep him warm for the rest of his life...
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"To spam, or not to spam. That is the question."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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"Note to the Galley - Spam is no longer to be served at diplomatic functions"
(I'm sure I've done that one before)
(I'm sure I've done that one before)
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"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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That was a good one."You can't handle the spam!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Reliant121
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"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Spambari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw...or be destroyed!"
"Negative, we have spammority here. Do not force us to engage your ships."
"Why not, Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Spambari fleet...he is behind me. If you value your lives, spam somewhere else!
"Negative, we have spammority here. Do not force us to engage your ships."
"Why not, Only one human captain has ever survived battle with a Spambari fleet...he is behind me. If you value your lives, spam somewhere else!
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Can we please make that one of the Board Rules and Guidlines for posting?Reliant121 wrote:"If you value your lives, spam somewhere else!
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Spam to the right of them,
Spam to the left of them,
Spam in front of them,
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with cans of Hormel,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.
Spam to the left of them,
Spam in front of them,
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with cans of Hormel,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Sonic Glitch
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Lazar wrote:Spam to the right of them,
Spam to the left of them,
Spam in front of them,
Volleyed and thundered;
Stormed at with cans of Hormel,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of death,
Into the mouth of hell
Rode the six hundred.
I love it! My favorite part, "storm'd at with cans of Hormel""All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Where is that quote from? It's cool.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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It's a spamified version of part of Charge of the Light Brigade by Tennyson.Mark wrote:Where is that quote from? It's cool.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Varthikes
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"Do not underestimate the power of Spam."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Spam."
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of Spam."
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
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Reliant121
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"THIS IS...SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Sonic Glitch
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Or: "THIS IS HORMEL!!!!!!!!!"Reliant121 wrote:"THIS IS...SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I assume you were riffing "This Is Sparta!!"?
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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"Leave the spam. Take the cannolies."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.