What's the latest in people's lives?

[stitch626]

Wow, never realized you live in a dangerous area. There is nowhere I would walk armed; of course I do drive 90% of the time I go anywhere. But I'll walk in gang infested areas without worry.
Though I've never been to Texas.

[Tsukiyumi]

...But I'll walk in gang infested areas without worry...

Just remember to think happy thoughts.

[Sionnach Glic]

And run like hell if they start shooting at you.

[Tsukiyumi]

And run like hell if they start shooting at you.

And, once you start running, remember not to zig when you should zag.

[stitch626]

[Tsukiyumi]

See, I just don't think "limping slowly away" is a valid tactic if people start shooting at me; thus, why I own a firearm.

[stitch626]

I'd just walk away. Wouldn't care if they shot me. It would be nicer if they didn't, but I do not fear dying.
Which is probably why nothing ever happens to me.

[Sionnach Glic]

I take it you were at the back of the queue when survival instincts were being handed out?

[Mark]

Hey, I don't even go to the bathroom unarmed here.

Anyone who feels safe in this neighborhood unarmed is either stupid, naive, or a combination of the two... After I leave, the only reason I'd ever come back is if I became Batman.

Stitch...........

Take it from me.........getting shot SUCKS!!!!!!

[Lt. Staplic]

I take it you were at the back of the queue when survival instincts were being handed out?

I'm not sure it was him...somehow in two days I've gotten a third degree burn, a fractured hand, a skinned elbow, and I crushed my knee with a piece of wood. All of these injuries are independant of eachother, and at no time was I envolved in any athletic competition. I think I'm going to stay in a padded room for the rest of break.

[Mark]

So, THAT'S why your posting has slowed down a bit. Look on the bright side!!! You can't get hurt for to much longer in '08!!!

[Lt. Staplic]

I wonder what my first injury of 2009 will be? A sprain, another fracture, maybe I'll dislocate my shoulder again just so I can bring it up to a nice five times.

[Sionnach Glic]

What the fuck do you be doing?

[Lt. Staplic]

well the types of injuries i suggested as being the first ones in 2009, are ones I've gotten playing soccer (football where your at). The ones I've suffered: I burnt my arm when I slipped and touched the inside of our furnace door. We heat our house with wood because it's like 10x warmer with 1/8 the cost, I smashed my hand moving a couch from the downstairs into the living room upstairs, I skinned my elbow on my ceeling. I have a loft and a texturized ceeling, and I was half asleep, i'm not exactly sure how it happenned, but it hurt like hell. and today while I was out getting more wood (for the furnace I burnt my self on) I slipped on some Ice while I was carrying it and from where my dad ha cut it off to the truck and the 40 lbs piece bounced off my knee.

It's been a bad week.

[Sionnach Glic]

You really have no luck.