Caption Competition
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Re: Caption Competition
Damn straight.
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Right on.
...okay, I'll stop now.
...okay, I'll stop now.
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Damn.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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My long exile continues. One day... one day... I will post a caption that will be so epic...
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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Lazar wrote:My long exile continues. One day... one day... I will post a caption that will be so epic...
I have. The problem is returning to grace.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Holy crap, I won again! This day was going rather badly, but that honestly made me feel quite a bit better.
Thanks, Ian and Graham; glad you liked that one.
Thanks, Ian and Graham; glad you liked that one.
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You're welcome
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back on top, b*****s! I thought you guys might like that one.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I like it.Mikey wrote:back on top, b*****s! I thought you guys might like that one.
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Re: Caption Competition
Ok, the current poll is about the worst Trek opening theme. Anybody other than me notice that the current loser (Enterprise) is the only one with actual lyrics? TNG and TOS (I think? It's been a while...) have spoken intros, but no lyrics. DS9 and VOY have no words of any kind... and Enterprise, the loser, has lyrics. Methinks I see a pattern?
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Well for it to be a pattern, there would have to be multiple ones with lyrics, and they would have to consistently perform worse than the ones without lyrics. The TOS theme actually did have lyrics, but fortunately no one ever sang them.
BTW, have we had a poll about the best movie score?
BTW, have we had a poll about the best movie score?
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Amen.Lazar wrote:...The TOS theme actually did have lyrics, but fortunately no one ever sang them...
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Re: Caption Competition
IT DID!?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Yes... it did. (But I'm not even sure how you would sing it.)
Snopes says Gene Roddenberry just wrote it to get royalty money.Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand'ring in star-flight
I know
He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
"There was also a large horse in the room, taking up most of it."
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We sang that as part of a TV Theme medley in the spring concert for chorus last year....Lazar wrote:Yes... it did. (But I'm not even sure how you would sing it.)
Snopes says Gene Roddenberry just wrote it to get royalty money.Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand'ring in star-flight
I know
He'll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His star trek
Will go on forever.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."