OVEG: Threshold Is Up
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OVEG: Threshold Is Up
Enjoy, Chuck as usual is hilarious and his cold improves his voice.
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I always thought the less said about Threshold the better
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I'll agree, but that was pretty funny.Mark wrote:I always thought the less said about Threshold the better
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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I'll still have to check it out. It DESERVES to be ridiculed
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Ha, just as brilliant as I was hoping.
Loved the line about shoveling care-bears into a furnace.
Loved the line about shoveling care-bears into a furnace.
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I just realised this (someone on SDN mentioned Hitchhikers): Warp 10 is the Infinite Probably Drive from Hitchhikers, except instead of turning into a flower or conjuring a whale it turns you into a lizard.
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I still think Starfleet should work on developing my idea for the Ocampa drive, in which Ocampans and 8472s are thrown together in a small chamber. If The Gift is to be believed, each Ocampa so used will allow a ship to travel some 10,000 light years in a matter of seconds!
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The only problem is that with the farcically nonsensical, but canon, given birthrate of the Ocampa, they're a non-renewable resource.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Assuming they can't be mass-cloned, of course.Mikey wrote:The only problem is that with the farcically nonsensical, but canon, given birthrate of the Ocampa, they're a non-renewable resource.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Maybe you could cross breed one with a Tribble - never ending supply.
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Hey, you can mate anyone with anything and come up with fertile offspring, so I see no reason it wouldn't work.
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I don't think even Trek has tried breeding a humanoid with something that looks like it should be hanging from someone's rear view mirror. Yet, anyway.
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Well, the salamander sex came close.
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That's different - they were both salamanders. Besides, obviously giant salamanders are a hyper-evolved form of humanity.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I meant in terms of sheer "WTF" value, not of any logic.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"