"WTF" stories
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someone come check and see if i'm alive when this is over.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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You still ok, kiddo?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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hay, check the rank, I'm not a "kid" any more...I'm a properly toubled and disturbed adolecent!
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Congrats Commander
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I laughed when I noticed b/c I missed my prommotion to Lt. Commandeer somewhere.
I expected you to get back on me about lying when that happenned too.
I expected you to get back on me about lying when that happenned too.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Hey, if you want to pretend to be a Lt, that's up to you brother
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: "WTF" stories
I'm just waiting till I get my Admiral bars...
And congrats on the promotion.
And congrats on the promotion.
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of course I do, I'll pull rank to get everyone below Lt. commandeer to do I want them to.Mark wrote:Hey, if you want to pretend to be a Lt, that's up to you brother
then when someones looking for a good high ranking officer to lead the infintry into an ambush...sorry, I'm to low!
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*taps admiral insignia*
You're never too low-ranked to be a deniable asset.
You're never too low-ranked to be a deniable asset.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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crap.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Don't feel slighted. Expendable assests are just as valuble to us as a good piece of equipment!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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thanks, that means a lot.
::looks for the emoticon the flips people off::
::looks for the emoticon the flips people off::
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: "WTF" stories
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Heh, one of the few we don't have.
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Bandwidth isn't unlimited, after all.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer