Water Tractor Production Facility
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Re: Water Tractor Production Facility
Or even a speech Teaos.
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Shhhh.....
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Re: Water Tractor Production Facility
While you guys work on Teaos's speech....I'll take an add out in the paper.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Oh good. Now we just need to make a giant banner.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
Re: Water Tractor Production Facility
And book that radio spot
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I'll do the banner!
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I'll start working on the screenplay for the movie.
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Re: Water Tractor Production Facility
Shall I set up a blog?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Water Tractor Production Facility
What about some sky writing?
You know where we get a plane to write stuff in smoke in the sky above the capital cities of the world. Or better yet borrow Dr. evils laser and etch it onto the surface of the moon.
You know where we get a plane to write stuff in smoke in the sky above the capital cities of the world. Or better yet borrow Dr. evils laser and etch it onto the surface of the moon.
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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Or, we could borrow Pizza Hut's laser.colmquinn wrote:...Or better yet borrow Dr. evils laser and etch it onto the surface of the moon.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/science/nature/463041.stm
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You're thinking too small, why not just take over the ISS!Tsukiyumi wrote:Or, we could borrow Pizza Hut's laser.colmquinn wrote:...Or better yet borrow Dr. evils laser and etch it onto the surface of the moon.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/low/science/nature/463041.stm
But I can't throw, I throw like a geek!
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or better yet take over the world....oh wait, we've already done that
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Re: Water Tractor Production Facility
Or wisper it into the girl's locker room at the local high schools.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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no, by the time it hit's the fan they'll have given it a life of it's own, the truth won't be able to get out.
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Oh yeah, good point. I forgot what girls in high school can do to a rumor.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.