"WTF" stories
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If it lands in your yard, you won't have very much of a lawn left I wouldn't imagine
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Less lawn to mow = good for my crippled self.Mark wrote:If it lands in your yard, you won't have very much of a lawn left I wouldn't imagine
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Strike Tsu's lawn oh falling objects from orbit!!!
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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It'll end up in vault underneath Utah owned by an evil Genius, who'll mistake it for alien technology and waste 10 years reverse engineering it.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Well now he won't. That evil genius is a member of the forum
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Reliant121
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I cant do american geography well. I know where most are, but i cant identify (states that is).
European and British geography is different though. I know chinese and japanese geography pretty well as well.
European and British geography is different though. I know chinese and japanese geography pretty well as well.
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Mines easy. One of those little rocks in the Pacific 8)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Captain Seafort
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I thought that was Teaos. 
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Teaos
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My rocks bigger than your rock Seafort
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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where are you from Teaos?
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Captain Seafort
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Teaos: 
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Australia Jr.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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New Zealand - where the men are real men, and the sheep are real nervous.Rochey wrote:Australia Jr.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.