"WTF" stories
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what i want to know, is what did they do with the head?
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Maybe that's why my dinner clucked at me last night..................
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I'll take it.thelordharry wrote:That's put me right off my chicken sandwich!
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Hang on, let me go get it from the pig bin...
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Ok here's one.
My friend at school is desperate for a job. He applied to 325 different local places. One of them (McDonald's) said they could not hire him because his English is too good.
My friend at school is desperate for a job. He applied to 325 different local places. One of them (McDonald's) said they could not hire him because his English is too good.
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stitch626 wrote:Ok here's one.
My friend at school is desperate for a job. He applied to 325 different local places. One of them (McDonald's) said they could not hire him because his English is too good.
You mean they couldn't hire him because he only speaks english, right? I've noticed, around here at least, that you couldn't get a job flipping burgers without knowing how to speak spanish.
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No. The stated reason was "Your English is too good."
Quoted. Exact words.
Not that he only knew English, but that his English was too good.
And up here the Spanish isn't that important.
Quoted. Exact words.
Not that he only knew English, but that his English was too good.
And up here the Spanish isn't that important.
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What, was he supposed to go in and say, "Yo, dawg. I needs me some benjamins. You wanna hook a brotha up with a jizob?" or some crap like that?stitch626 wrote:No. The stated reason was "Your English is too good."
Quoted. Exact words.
Not that he only knew English, but that his English was too good.
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Then they would have made him assistant manager 
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Apparently. 
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stitch626 wrote:Ok here's one.
My friend at school is desperate for a job. He applied to 325 different local places. One of them (McDonald's) said they could not hire him because his English is too good.
Only in America. Where are you again? Further north of PA yes?"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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that's all a bunch of crap...
This is AMERICA
We be spekin' ENGLISH
your in OUR land, learn OUR language!
This is AMERICA
We be spekin' ENGLISH
your in OUR land, learn OUR language!
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Hi, yeah.....that's us!They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I'm near Poughkeepsie. He's in Poughkeepsie.
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I must confess, I had to look up where Poughkeepsie is.stitch626 wrote:I'm near Poughkeepsie. He's in Poughkeepsie.
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