See, a long time ago, Baby Jesus was born, and he was visited by Wolverine, Bruce Banner, and Spiderman, who took him away to a special school for mutants like him. He learned to use his powers, but in the end, he became a hippie, and let a bunch of powerless bronze-age folks kill him. So we all get presents for not being hippies.Cpl Kendall wrote:What is this christmas of which you speak?
That's the way I remember it, anyways. I could be off a bit.