Hmmm...Mark wrote:...actually, I forget why the evil cousin hated him so much.
"WTF" stories
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There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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Yeah, I can't imagine either.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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At least he was good for one thing. 
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Raising blood pressures?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Entertaining us?
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Teaching us "multi-gender weirdo tolerance"?
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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No, teaching us that whales are really telepathic.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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And genetically superenhanced! Here's a
story that happened to me just a couple days ago at work (Radio Shack):I had sold a Nintendo Wii to a lady, and she wanted to have it sent to Hawaii to her grandkids as a Christmas present. We keep our packing filler (foam peanuts, air bags, paper, styrofoam, etc.) in a monster sized "t-shirt bag". As I was pulling out some packing paper for packing the Wii, something dark brown and soft popped out of the bag and landed on a box beside the bag. The lighting in the backroom is less than stellar, and it took a second for me to realize...it was a dying BAT! It was still alive, moving around very lethargically. Then I laughed and called my asst. manager over to see it. I took a piece of cardboard and pushed it into a small box, and took it to the other side of the back parking lot to the dirt, and dumped it. I'm sure it's probably emerging from a cat's rectum by now.
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The poor thing probably find a nice, quiet, dark little spot, then poof! Trapped.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I broke the faucet on the sink in the employee lounge, and sprayed myself, the General Manager, two salesmen, the lot attendant, and an outside consultant. 
MAYBE I'll live that down one day, but not today.
Fortunately everyone I work with has a great sense of humor and was laughing they a$$es off.
MAYBE I'll live that down one day, but not today.
Fortunately everyone I work with has a great sense of humor and was laughing they a$$es off.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Here's a real "WTF moment:
About an hour ago, I had a customer come in who had called to make an appointment to see a used Cadillac we have in stock, advertised at about $15,900. After chatting a bit, we took the car for a test drive - on which drive, he informed that the car was for his wife, who doesn't like Cadillacs. He then proceeded to tell me that he's got a budget of about $10,000.
About an hour ago, I had a customer come in who had called to make an appointment to see a used Cadillac we have in stock, advertised at about $15,900. After chatting a bit, we took the car for a test drive - on which drive, he informed that the car was for his wife, who doesn't like Cadillacs. He then proceeded to tell me that he's got a budget of about $10,000.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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With or without a trade in? But, why look at a car for someone who doesn't like that kind of car?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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No trade. Even further
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I'm so glad my future career won't requre me to work with stupid people (by definition, one could always slip throuh the filters)
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