"WTF" stories

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:takecover:

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They look like Phyllis Diller,
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don't worry mark, I'll descretely stay away from this thread while he's around.
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I appriciate that :mrgreen:
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no problem...

by the way what's your address exactly? :evil:
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123 Fake St, of course. :wink:
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guess that's what happennes when you stay logged on and leave the room? :oops:
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:lol:
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j/k mark...
or am I?
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No problem. Mark would understand. If he were here. Instead of his twin from the Mirror Universe. muhahahahaha :happydevil:
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NOOOO!!!!
Not another one. Wait, the last one was cousin, were good then. :lol:
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Or was it? :twisted:
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:lol:
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Nickswitz wrote:NOOOO!!!!
Not another one. Wait, the last one was cousin, were good then. :lol:
That was the evil cousin trying to ruin his online life. Not the mirror universe incursion.
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didn't he sleep with her first, or something like that?
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I don't know about all THAT now...............actually, I forget why the evil cousin hated him so much.
They say that in the Army,
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