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Aaahhhh...makes sense now
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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BTW, nobody's "using" anyone if it's mutually wanted. If, however, you have a red flag somewhere about changing the nature of the relationship, it's probably best to listen to your little voice.
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: The Random Thread
Amen
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mark explained it pretty well, IMO. Uzume and I are like that. No matter what, she's still my best friend.
Sometimes a hug just isn't enough.
Sometimes a hug just isn't enough.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: The Random Thread
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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She's going to kick my ass when she gets to read all of this.
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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In the spirit of this thread...
I honestly can't think of something random.
I'm watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
I honestly can't think of something random.
I'm watching Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
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Well, I've been busting ass all day. We are moving over to the Porsche store, while they renovate the Land Rover dealership. I'll be over at my Porsche desk for about three months. Boo-hoo 8)
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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You have desks at each dealership, do you? Do you also have designated 'flirt buddies' too?
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
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Funny you should ask thatGrundig wrote:You have desks at each dealership, do you? Do you also have designated 'flirt buddies' too?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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just get a girlfriend. its easier. I know from experience, you get special access with someone your in a relationship
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There's pros and cons both ways, my young friend. Relationship = special access, perhaps, but relationship also = baggage.
Besides, Mark is a young bachelor, and variety is the spice of life, you know.
Besides, Mark is a young bachelor, and variety is the spice of life, you know.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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True, but when you "buy the cow", you're guaranteed "milk" whenever you want. At least that's the way it is with my cow...I mean wife.
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Interesting analogy.
Since this is a random thread... I love being the mediator in school disputes (college).
Since this is a random thread... I love being the mediator in school disputes (college).
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Well, if she ever reads this thread, I think you'll be on a lactose-free diet for a while...mwhittington wrote:True, but when you "buy the cow", you're guaranteed "milk" whenever you want. At least that's the way it is with my cow...I mean wife.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer