Caption Competition
Re: Caption Competition
Mikey, you could publish a Coffee Table book with all your captions.
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
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Re: Caption Competition
Anybody who'd buy it is probably already on this site.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Caption Competition
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I'm a he.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Huh?
Whats this in reference to?
Whats this in reference to?
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Re: Caption Competition
Maybe that's a caption he submitted?
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Heh, sorry, it was diretected at whichever Kennedy was congratulating me on winning last years game, but didn't seem to know what gender I was.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Good jorb Kostmayer, that was a good cap!
I got 2 mentions this week as Schizo-Hal 8)
I got 2 mentions this week as Schizo-Hal 8)
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
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Mine, unfortunately, we taken by others before me, two of which we similar to special mentions.
Oh well.
BTW, good job you two.
Oh well.
BTW, good job you two.
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Oh Man, I hate that!
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
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Re: Caption Competition
Most of the funny faces on Cap-Com just make me think that fiber is badly lacking in Trek.
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Re: Caption Competition
Yeah, plenty of captions along those lines.
"I have nothing to say, I am saying it, and that is poetry."
John Cage
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They always seem to freeze frame the oddest looks on the actors faces.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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I had that the week before - a perfectly good Rocky quote, and 2 people got there before me. And someone else did the Dirty Harry quote, which buggered up my back up plan.stitch626 wrote:Mine, unfortunately, we taken by others before me, two of which we similar to special mentions.
Oh well.
BTW, good job you two.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."