Stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say?

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:09 pm

Very true.
I think tribbles have more intelligence.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 9:17 pm

Wouldn't be difficult.

Post by **Nutso** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:28 pm

Fundies...

Atheists, isn't the simple fact that the bible was written by many men and agress with itself proof of God?

As in, all other religions were made by one man. Buddha, Confucius, Muhammed, even some books of the Pagans, like the Metamorphosiswas written by one man. Yet the bible was written by many men, and yet they all agree with each other, because of course it's from G-d.

So isn't that proof, because while other religions agree only because one man wrote it, the bible agree and many men wrote it.

well I should add, that they more or less agree.

I've heard atheists say that the Bible isn't true?

If that's true then the truth is wrong, PERIOD.

Watch out England:

While I am in London, I am also going to protest outside the Museum of Natural History, which has consistently refused to present visitors with the Biblical account of creationism alongside the highly contentious views of the secular scientific establishment. I also have some business to take care of at Imperial College, as I know for a fact that academics based there have been actively involved in the promotion of heliocentrism to vulnerable young children who attended a summer school there last July.

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stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:32 pm

I also have some business to take care of at Imperial College, as I know for a fact that academics based there have been actively involved in the promotion of heliocentrism to vulnerable young children who attended a summer school there last July.

Wait, isn't heliocentrism what does happen?

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:35 pm

I think that was a large part of Nutso's point. Fucking fundies...

Sonic Glitch · Post by **Sonic Glitch** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:36 pm

-- pretty much sums up my feelings on fundies.

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:38 pm

I swear, if I ever meet someone who isn't being highly sarcastic when they tell me of their "certainty" that the Earth is flat, and the sun revolves around us, I may just have to remove their tongue from their empty skull.

Captain Picard's Hair · Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:13 pm

In what universe is the Bible self-consistent?

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Sun Oct 19, 2008 11:24 pm

Captain Picard's Hair wrote:In what universe is the Bible self-consistent?

Must be a special edition.

stitch626 · Post by **stitch626** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 12:24 am

The Bible is self consistent, if you remember that Hebrew and Greek words (and phrases, since it isn't a word by word translation) have multiple translations to any modern language.
And we all know that things tend to sound weird when translated.

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 3:26 pm

The Bible is patently NOT consistent with itself, ESPECIALLY when one compares event narratives in the Gospels.

Rochey wrote:Ah, but wherever the Hebrew version contradicts the English version it's wrong!

Thank you, St. Jerome! (He's the one who originally translated the Vulgate from Hebrew to Latin, and misread a phrase to believe that the Bible stated that Moses came down from Sinai with "horns of light" on his head - thus Michelangelo's bust, and common prejudicial misconception.)

As to the rest... I just can't go back and read them all. I'll either piss myself laughing, or have an aneurysm thinking that people actually convince themselves of these things. I mean, trying to apply thermodynamics to generational genetic drift?

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:43 pm

At the very least you should read the one I posted about the loonie who's convinced that the Earth is flat, it's just hilarious.

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 7:48 pm

I meant, I can't go back and read them all again to comment individually. As to that one, Bible or not, you can WATCH a ship go over the horizon.

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 8:16 pm

stitch626 wrote:The Bible is self consistent, if you remember that Hebrew and Greek words (and phrases, since it isn't a word by word translation) have multiple translations to any modern language.
And we all know that things tend to sound weird when translated.

MAT 1:16 And Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

LUK 3:23 And Jesus himself began to be about thirty years of age, being (as was supposed) the son of Joseph, which was the son of Heli.

How did a translation error cause this contradiction, please?

Post by **Mikey** » Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:07 pm

How about how two different Gospels claim two different cities of birth for Jesus?

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