"Where's my damn pants"
"They're ready Jim, lock and load"
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"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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Sonic Glitch
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Re: Edited quotes
"To pants or not to pants, that is the question."
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Mikey
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"Get your filthy pants off me, you damned dirty ape!"
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Edited quotes
"Get your pants to Mars."
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
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"Double dumb pants on you."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mikey
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Hmmm... I sparked my own creativity with the Heston ref...
"Let my pants go!"
"Soylent Green is pants... it's PANTS!"
"You can pry my gun from my cold, dead pants."
"Let my pants go!"
"Soylent Green is pants... it's PANTS!"
"You can pry my gun from my cold, dead pants."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Mikey
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OK, this is from a poem, not a film, but I couldn't resist:
"Look upon my pants, ye mighty, and despair."
"Look upon my pants, ye mighty, and despair."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Edited quotes
Ozymandias?
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Reliant121
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Re: Edited quotes
A altered quote from Carla Bruni-Sarkozy:
"Love lasts a long time, but burning pants - two to three weeks"
"Love lasts a long time, but burning pants - two to three weeks"
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Mikey
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Yep.Rochey wrote:Ozymandias?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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"Drop your pants! Put your hands over your head and take two steps back, then lay face down on the pavement!"
Makes you wonder, this could either be a cop show, or a porn video, huh????
Makes you wonder, this could either be a cop show, or a porn video, huh????
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Edited quotes
Or both. 
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Varthikes
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Re: Edited quotes
A few quotes from Babylon 5:
"The Vorlons have come to us in secret to prepare for the coming war. They say, we'll need allies. In particular, a race so far unknown to us call Pants. If we have not already done so by now, it is my hope that we work together to find these Pants, and bring them into the battle on our side."
"The allies of the Shadow are gathering a Z'Ha'Dum. Their pants cannot be far behind."
"They were the pants of fire, the pants of destruction, the pants with which we took back what was ours."
They were the pants of our rebirth, the pants of great sadness, the pants of pain, and the pants of joy. They were new pants. They were the end of history. They were pants with which everything changed."
"Truth is a three-legged pair of pants."
"May pants stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk."
"We live for the Pants! We die for the Pants!"
"Oh, Londo, you are a fool. You walk away from the greatest pair of pants I have even seen, and now you expect me to do the same. They are the key to my eventual rise to the throne. Why would I abandon them?"
"Because I have asked you. And because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And because I have poisoned your pants."
"I thought the purpose of filing these reports was to provide accurate pants."
"Vir, pants has nothing to do with politics."
"And, you have no idea how that got into my pants?!"
"Ambassador, it is not my place to speculate on how anything gets in your pants."
"And so, it begins. You have forgotten something." [pants]
"Ambassador Delenn remains indisposed."
"Indisposed! She's in a pair of pants!"
I could go on, my that's enough for now.
"The Vorlons have come to us in secret to prepare for the coming war. They say, we'll need allies. In particular, a race so far unknown to us call Pants. If we have not already done so by now, it is my hope that we work together to find these Pants, and bring them into the battle on our side."
"The allies of the Shadow are gathering a Z'Ha'Dum. Their pants cannot be far behind."
"They were the pants of fire, the pants of destruction, the pants with which we took back what was ours."
They were the pants of our rebirth, the pants of great sadness, the pants of pain, and the pants of joy. They were new pants. They were the end of history. They were pants with which everything changed."
"Truth is a three-legged pair of pants."
"May pants stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk."
"We live for the Pants! We die for the Pants!"
"Oh, Londo, you are a fool. You walk away from the greatest pair of pants I have even seen, and now you expect me to do the same. They are the key to my eventual rise to the throne. Why would I abandon them?"
"Because I have asked you. And because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And because I have poisoned your pants."
"I thought the purpose of filing these reports was to provide accurate pants."
"Vir, pants has nothing to do with politics."
"And, you have no idea how that got into my pants?!"
"Ambassador, it is not my place to speculate on how anything gets in your pants."
"And so, it begins. You have forgotten something." [pants]
"Ambassador Delenn remains indisposed."
"Indisposed! She's in a pair of pants!"
I could go on, my that's enough for now.
"What has been done has been done and cannot be undone."--Ruth, All the Weyrs of Pern
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
"Dragons can't change who they are, and who would want them to? Dragons are powerful, amazing creatures."--Hiccup, Dragons: Riders of Berk
Re: Edited quotes
"I'd hate to be in YOUR pants."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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