Most useless ship I've ever seen

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PETA bashing: the national sport of carnivores everywhere.
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Rochey wrote:PETA bashing: the national sport of anyone with half a brain everywhere.
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Thanks. :lol:
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Agreed. :lol:
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I LOVE that Wendy's commercial.

"I'm a meat-a-tarian."

My vegitarian female friend gets SOOOOOO upset when I say that :lol:
They say that in the Army,
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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:lol:
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Re: Most useless ship I've ever seen

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I know, I'm :twisted:
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If G-d didn't want us to eat cows, He would have made them faster or more dangerous.
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Hey, if a cow had the oppertunity to eat us.....it would.
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Mark wrote:Hey, if a cow had the oppertunity to eat us.....it would.

Except for the whole "herbivorous" thing, I guess.
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That my friend, is a myth perpetuated by those tree huggers at PETA. Cow huggers I should say. Cows are among the most viscious killers out there.
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Yeah, OK... I'll keep my eyes open for roving packs of cattle.
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You should. :worried:

Hey, it's no bull :mrgreen:
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Re: Most useless ship I've ever seen

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That one actually hurt.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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