Edited quotes

[Sonic Glitch]

Inspired by the tangent in the "respond with a movie quote" thread, here we can edit quotes however we please. I'd say one theme every two weeks. Starting with pants.

"Luke you've got one on your pants!"

[Mikey]

"We're gonna need bigger pants."

[thelordharry]

Pants? Where We're Going We Don't Need pants

[Mikey]

Pants? Where We're Going We Don't Need pants

Sounds like some places I used to hang out (pun definitely intended.)

[Tsukiyumi]

[Sionnach Glic]

"What has it got in its pantses?"

[kostmayer]

"You cut up his pants, you bloody baboon!"

[Mikey]

Interestingly enough, the following quote is unchanged from the original - a DOZEN virtual cookies for the ref:

"Ze pants! Bring him to ze pants!"

[Mark]

"Excuse me, but I seem to have misplaced my pants. Might you have seen them?"

[kostmayer]

Another unchange quote :-

"Stick some pants on kid, so that I can kick your butt"

[Mark]

"I love the smell of pants in the morning!"

[Sionnach Glic]

Some more LOTR ones:

"You know what lurks within the dark depths of my pants...."

"There is a foul voice in my pants!"

"Tell me, friend. When did Saruman give up reason for pants?"

"The world is changing. I can feel it in my pants."

"Your love of the Halfling's pants has slowed your mind."

"It is pants we must place our hope in."
"Pants? Pants are weak."

"There is one Dwarve yet in Moria who still wears pants!"

"And to you, Frodo Baggins of the Shire, I give to you the gift of pants..."

"They were once pants. Great kings of pants."

"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."

"Pants could have been destroyed that day, but they were allowed to endure."

"I would have followed you to the end...my brother....my captain....my pants."

"Give them some pants, for pitty's sake!"

"Sam has hardly left your pants."

"For I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman the great, Saruman of Many Pants!"

"They come in pants?"

"The Dwarve breathes so loud we could have shot him in the pants."

"Smoke rises from the Mountain of Doom. The hour grows late. And Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard, seeking my pants. For that is why you have come, is it not? My old friend!"

"You shall not pants!"

"You have my sword."
"And you have my bow."
"And my pants!"

"You do not know pain. You do no know fear. You will taste man pants!"

"And what about very old pants?"

"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time and rid us of your pants!"

"Three pairs for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarve lords in their halls of stone
Nine for mortal men doomed to die
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie
One pair to rule them all
One pair to find them
One pair to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie"

[Mark]

"Cry havok! And let loose the pants of war."

[kostmayer]

"Damn fine pants"

[Mikey]

"Open your pants to me."