Famous last words
- thelordharry
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Re: Famous last words
I've got a good one:
Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".
Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
- thelordharry
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Re: Famous last words
I've got a good one:
Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".
Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
Re: Famous last words
Anyone other than Q to Worf
"Microbrain!!!"
"Microbrain!!!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Famous last words
"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON"
"Why not?"
"Why not?"
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Re: Famous last words
"Think he's dead, or just asleep?"
- Gary Larson
- Gary Larson
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Famous last words
bob wrote:"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON"
"Why not?"
OR
"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!"
"You mean this one?"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Famous last words
"She SAID she was eighteen! I swear!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Famous last words
"I'm invincible!"
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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Re: Famous last words
*cue lots of liquid helium*Rochey wrote:"I'm invincible!"
Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe: Albert Einstein.
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Re: Famous last words
A quiet moment on the Enterprise - E bridge.
Wesley Crusher: Say, Captain, what's this memo you pasted on the tactical console?
(Silence - Wesley is the only one on the bridge)
Wesley: That's odd, let's read the memo...
MEMO TO ALL BRIDGE CREW:
PLEASE LEAVE THE BRIDGE. UTOPIA PLANITIA IS ABOUT TO INITIATE A BARYON SWEEP WHICH WILL VAPORIZE ORGANIC MATTER AND BARYON PARTICLES.
OH YES, AND SOMEONE REMEMBER TO TELL WESLEY... OOPS... SORRY, WES!
Wesley: OK, I'm boned.
The green baryon sweep hits the end of the bridge and vaporizes Wesley. Hooray!
Wesley Crusher: Say, Captain, what's this memo you pasted on the tactical console?
(Silence - Wesley is the only one on the bridge)
Wesley: That's odd, let's read the memo...
MEMO TO ALL BRIDGE CREW:
PLEASE LEAVE THE BRIDGE. UTOPIA PLANITIA IS ABOUT TO INITIATE A BARYON SWEEP WHICH WILL VAPORIZE ORGANIC MATTER AND BARYON PARTICLES.
OH YES, AND SOMEONE REMEMBER TO TELL WESLEY... OOPS... SORRY, WES!
Wesley: OK, I'm boned.
The green baryon sweep hits the end of the bridge and vaporizes Wesley. Hooray!
Re: Famous last words
"This is one year that I'd like to forget."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Famous last words
Wouldn't that actually be: "Time's up." ?
Re: Famous last words
:::scrathing head:::shran wrote:Wouldn't that actually be: "Time's up." ?
Could be......................................
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Famous last words
"Damn the torpedos. Full speed ahead!"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.