Famous last words
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Famous last words
"Don't worry. The police will protect us."
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Famous last words
"What's that noise?"
:::pulls out cheap plastic flashlight:::
"I don't know. Let's go check."
:::pulls out cheap plastic flashlight:::
"I don't know. Let's go check."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Famous last words
"Be right back."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Famous last words
"And now, I'll mix this ammonia with this Clorox for superior cleaning power..."
There is only one way of avoiding the war – that is the overthrow of this society. However, as we are too weak for this task, the war is inevitable. -L. Trotsky, 1939
Re: Famous last words
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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thelordharry
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Re: Famous last words
Honey? The switch is in the 'off' position, right?
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Famous last words
"Hey guys! Look at this!"
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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thelordharry
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Re: Famous last words
"You're not going to believe this but it's ticking now!"
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Famous last words
(credited to W. C. Fields, I think, as possible epitaphs)
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
"I told you I was sick."
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
"I told you I was sick."
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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thelordharry
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Re: Famous last words
He He, the second one was Spike Milligan:Mikey wrote:(credited to W. C. Fields, I think, as possible epitaphs)
"On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia."
"I told you I was sick."
Spike Milligan (by himself) - 1918-2002
Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite.
Translation from Irish: "I told you I was ill."
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Re: Famous last words
Thanks for the clarification.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Famous last words
"From Hell's heart, I stab at thee.....for vengence sake, I spit my last breath at thee."
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Famous last words
"Didn't I promise you fireworks?"--not last words as originally used but they can be applied.
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
Re: Famous last words
The most famous last words of all time...........
"Oops"
"Oops"
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.